oh man that would be fun

the biggest concern being that they think I'm a fellow rightwing whack job

We've been waiting for this project for over a year.

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Do I worry that people in my area will not get the joke here and judge me (in many incorrect ways)? Yes.

Am I gonna get the hat anyway? Also yes.

I worry that this visualization will become untenable

8 bit ass website

honestly im mostly worried that people still use texags in the year of our lord 2026

I can only assume you enjoy racists yelling at you why else would you do this

same tbh

1) Return Of The Jedi
2) Empire Strikes Back
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) Force Awakens
6) Last Jedi
7) Solo
8) Revenge of the Sith
9) Attack of the Clones
10) Rise of Skywalker
11) Phantom Menace

Kids are asleep and I'm just waiting for the fire to burn out. The frogs are making a raucous chorus. Y'all have a good night.

god the 80s were great

I don't remember this episode but I know rose is definitely innocent and blanche definitely deserves to be behind bars

Exactly one year ago today:

I assume the project will spiral to the extent that it will require a zoning permit

this is a horror movie

calling Admiral Ackbar's race "Mon Calamari" is no more dignified than calling them squidbillies

this is how to poast.

The alien Dathon extends a hand to Picard in the NEXT GENERATION episode "Darmok"

"Clavicular's friend Androgenic reveals the pentastack looksmaxxers use to stream"

they're nice clothes but all the MOLLE webbing does chafe

the all new Porsche Fully Electric Quad Cam Hemi Hybrid Fuel Injected Diesel

I have a lot going on in my life and yet somehow this has made me so mad

I’m holding out for the Turbo Hemi Electric.

lmao

just passed this car and saw the words "turbo" and "electric on the badging and sighed so hard

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good choices, hard work, and zepbound in equal measure

the one constant over my entire life is that The Onion never misses