dan and phil should do this

yes my wife and i watch wheel of fortune every night yes we are in our early 20s no we don’t have much going on

they won’t shame me about my avocado spread

if you stopped buying all those fancy woke fillings i bet u could afford a house by now

stood up at the end of a movie to leave and the people in front of me were already rating the movie on letterboxd like damn i need at least 3-5 business days to process

i need more gay people on it please show me the queers where my lesbians at

i joined twitter when i was 14 idk how to train this algorithm