how do I find and purchase a couch that I don’t hate challenge 💀

omg wood is fucking wild LMFAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

my tiktok feed is other lulu educators and nothing else 🍋🫰🏽

fighting for my life today trying not to yawn on camera in all of my meetings

running SUCKED today lol

buying a bunch of men’s pants was the best thing I ever did for myself, these are so comfy I can’t even fully describe how content I am

I love it when garbage novels deliver very astute, profound ideas

want to go on a walk with my bose headphones, but I’m scared I’d end up dead lol 🥴 how nice it would be if i were a man!!!

this week from hell has derailed my skincare routine and my face is freaking the fuck out 😂💀

I think adopting a borzoi noodle dog would greatly improve my quality of life.

the unknown number documentary is baffling

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

I’ve never had a hot girl job before omg I’m so intimidated lol sos

I got it btw everyone thank the telus imposter 🫰🏽

i love it when people write angry book reviews lol

interrogated a “telus” promos representative on the phone and was ready to throw hands before my job interview, and all my nerves went away. so if i get the job it’s cause of him LMAO 💀

tolkien watch party?

TS12 IS A MAX MARTIN ALBUM LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

did the swifties break the new heights tiktok lol

why ask questions about other people’s illnesses or conditions if you’re just gonna tell them you don’t think they know what they’re talking about 😵‍💫

if you’re wondering if you need therapy does that mean you need therapy 😂

we are in the bad place aren’t we

my only conclusion is that reese witherspoon and i do not like the same books

i would like to never read another miscommunication trope novel ever again!!!!

the constant struggle of “what if i quit reading this book and just google the rest”

hahahahahahaha i’m spiralling

love me some metalcore in the morning

i love indian weddings!!!

i hope my paint transferred and that your car looks worse 😤