These are my archived tweets. I don't know how to make them dated accurately so it's just a big pile. Enjoy (?)

the one thing i would like to use AI for is to filter out all shitty tweets (including this one!)

Stop putting good content on here goshdarnit

I used to post an overview of images I made for the year for TC but who cares

I’m hoping this leads to a mass exodus of journalists, the ones who need to be jolted off this platform, not weaned

rethinking my approach to all social media this week

wish i could mute faces

From now on all my retweets are ripostes 🧐🍸

One of my favorite Pee-wee things from recent years was his guest stint at KCRW. RIP to one of the greats

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good fucking riddance, no more pretending this has anything to do with what it used to be

i have two invite codes for bluesky if anyone would like to jump ship. it's fun over there

i guess you don't have to leave here, you can have one foot on each ship

only two of my coworkers hang out on bluesky, the rest are still here

#NintendoSwitch

tears of the slow fedex delivery truck

free

Just as important to me as “touch grass” is “touch pencil to paper”

Ivy (Live At The Spotlight Club/1958) Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group Ivy (Live At The Spotlight Club/1958) · Ahmad Jamal Trio The Complete Ahmad Jamal Trio Argo Sessions 1956-62 ℗ 1958 Verve Label Group, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc. Released on: 2010-08-10 Producer: Dave Usher Associated Performer, Piano: Ahmad Jamal Associated Performer, Double Bass: Israel Crosby Associated Performer, Drums: Vernel Fournier Studio Personnel, Recording Engineer: Malcolm Chisholm Composer Lyricist: Hoagy Carmichael Auto-generated by YouTube.

youtu.be/5IrJKO0iv5A

The mighty JoAnna James is back with new music!

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Drinking a Kölsch by Parsons North Brewing Company @ Untappd at Home —

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My son is mashing up Prince’s “Delirious” with the Curious George theme song

The only things I'll miss about the blue checkmark are the discounted Lyft rides and DoorDash deliveries, free Paramount+ subscription and weekly bouquet of flowers.

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the only thing really bringing me happiness today

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Drinking a Missing You by @PRBrewing @ Pulpit Rock Brewing Company —

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The Dark Don't Hide It Provided to YouTube by BWSCD Inc The Dark Don't Hide It · Magnolia Electric Co. · Jason Molina What Comes After The Blues ℗ 2005 Secretly Canadian Released on: 2005-04-05 Main Artist: Magnolia Electric Co. Main Artist: Jason Molina Auto-generated by YouTube.

10 years gone

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Drinking a Ruthie by @exilebrewingco at @impactcoffee —

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grateful for new music from Tami Hart in 2023

tamihart.bandcamp.com/album/thanks-f…

two vanity license plates i saw today: "I JET SKI" and "HODL ON"

Furiously following you all elsewhere. As for me, I’m easy to find

Heard a lovely version of @RonSexsmith's "Maybe This Christmas" sung by a mother-daughter duo at my community's annual holiday concert

Drinking a Red Chair NWPA by @deschutesbeer @ Untappd at Home —

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