Deal announcement text reads: Rosiee Thor and Kat Hillis's THE DEAD AND BREAKFAST, a cozy mystery about two queer vampires who open a small-town B and B and must prove their innocence when the local mayor shows up dead in their garden with something that looks suspiciously like puncture marks on his neck, to Michelle Vega at Berkley, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, in a two-book deal, by Saba Sulaiman at Talcott Notch Literary Services for Thor, and by Carrie Pestritto at Laura Dail Literary Agency for Hillis (world).

We've been 🧛DYING🧛 to share the news...

Kat Hillis and I are making our mystery debut with THE DEAD & BREAKFAST, our cozy with high stakes and pancakes! We can't wait for you to meet Arthur, Sal, and the cozy town of Trident Falls. Coming soon from Berkley! 🥞

So I thought that my brain might let up on its BG3 hyperfixation after completing my first playthrough. It instead got worse. So what do we think will happen after completing my second run? Will I be released? Will this just be my new personality forever?

So apparently Trader Joe's has state themed reusable bags that come in mystery packs. My coworkers have brought in dozens and are opening them and trading them around like Pokémon cards.

Happy N7 day to all who celebrate

A bowl full of full sized Reeses peanut butter cups, Hershey bars, cookies and cream Hershey bars, kit kats, and one single potato sits between 2 plants.

We are ready for trick or treaters!

A gray-muzzled black and white dog has his head pillowed on his paw in a lap covered with a fluffy blanket. He looks content.

I've been informed that Knick Pnack has stolen my night shirt to put in his bed and now I have to go do a little cry about it.

MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY watching Our Flag Means Death last night. I AM UNWELL. I have not stopped thinking about the THING Con O'Neill said with his whole entire mouth. Who gave you the RIGHT sir??? That phrase is for the fanfiction!

It's not advisable to fuck vegetables, but who am I to yuck somebody else's yum

A black and white dog on a blue plaid leash is sitting on a boardwalk with one paw slightly raised. He has a happy grin.

This is Knick Pnack. He's an ~8yo border collie mix. I adopted him 10 days ago. He's a polite lil guy and he was nervous at first, but is adjusting well to having a home.

I just learned that satellites experience time dilation and my brain is NOT OKAY.

I am too dumb to comprehend space. This broke me.

I'm obsessed with the book club you find in the park in Baldur's Gate. I was already in love with them, but then I got into a fight nearby and they all pulled KNIVES and jumped in to help. Baldurs Gate Book Club MVPs

What kind of cockroach? That's an important factor for name consideration.

I didn't even mention the part where he shapeshifted into an airplane to save Stede and Ed from drowning in the middle of the ocean. 😂

My brain has boomeranged right back into OFMD brainrot.

I had a dream last night that the next episode would be about Carl's backstory as a fey shapeshifter bought by a mail company to be used as a carrier seagull before he gets lost on a route and meets Buttons.

A gray and white cat sleeps nestled in the loop of the inner padding of a dog bed sitting on the floor.

I'm TRYING to wash all our dog beds in preparation for an incoming new addition to our house and it's becoming a challenge to get them put back together.

A gray and white cat is loafed with her gray tail curled around her body on a wooden table next to a yellow candle with a window facing a lush green yard directly behind her. She has her face tilted back as if she is looking over her shoulder at the camera.

I'm working from home and seem to have gained a new manager.

Me: I think I'd like to get back into writing

My brain: Would you like a 3 day migraine instead? 😃

Me: No wait--

My brain: with visual auras followed by severe pain spikes? 😃😃😃

Me: I just wanna write a little story

My brain: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Don't forget to answer the phone by saying "ahoy!"

A picture of a coffee mug with a smiling cartoon dog face with a yellow spot over one eye. The mug has dog ears. The bottom half of the mug is decorated with red stripes.

Obsessed with this mug they gave me with brunch

Last night while playing BG3, I needed an improvised weapon for Karlach to throw, so she grabbed Gale's summoned raven out of the air and YEETED it into the face of the enemy.

And it's mid-battle improvisational shit like this that makes me love this game.

She later threw a bag of spiders.

I'm not even through act one and I have been murdered twice outside of combat. This does not bode well for the next 2/3 of the game.

Learn from my mistakes: save often 😂

One of the things I'm really enjoying in Baldur's Gate 3 is all the creative ways you can get yourself killed.

This message brought to you by the PSA that you should not choose the "sassy" dialogue options when being threatened by a goddess.

Baldur's Gate 3 has such a hold on me. I love this emotionally broken band of weirdos and our silly little adventures.

It's very quickly become mine, too. I could cancel every streaming subscription I own and be fine, but I couldn't handle losing Dropout.

Ooh, I didn't think about suggesting dropout shows! I've rewatched Fantasy High, Starstruck Odyssey, and Court of Fey and Flowers multiple times. And have forced every person I know to watch Game Changer and Umm Actually.

Psych - Amazon
Arrested Development - Netflix or Hulu

I'm currently revisiting Psych and it still cracks me up.

The rocks are good!

A painted rock with a pale gold background and the blue silhouette of a cat painted with rings of pale blue, pink, and purple dots.

A painted rock with a copper background and four black soot sprites modeled after the soot sprite characters in My Neighbor Tototo and Spirited Away. They are round and black and fluffy with big white and black cartoonist eyes.

Two Halloween inspired painted rocks. The first has a ghostly green background and three black silhouettes of pumpkins with yellow faces. The second is a deep blue starlit sky with a full moon. In the foreground is the silhouette of a cat perched on a fence.

I've picked up rock painting as a hobby and my favorite thing about it that I make a cute little product and then yeet it back out into the neighborhood so it doesn't clutter up my house gathering dust. Surprisingly therapeutic.

This is for my poor coworkers who hear about my weird history deep dives because I have no chill