That IS a fun fact!

The only way that guy will ever be president is the 25th Amendment or the other thing...

So THAT’S where they’ve been hiding out!

In a word, NO.

chuck grassley is one thousand years old. the only thing he should be vetting is orthopedic shoes.

One of the worst things the current era has done is to make progressive people act like two wrongs make a right when a Democrat politician is caught in a scandal. “But Trump gets away with it” is not the flex you think it is.

As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means

Nope!

Oh yeah, I can smell her deceit from here in Los Angeles.

this is called "doing something"

Yeah, I don’t recall buying $6 a gallon gasoline during the Biden years...

GENIUS

Remember when Trump threatened to wipe out a whole civilization? And then backed out of that and talked about forming a deal with Iran? And then dropped that and went to a UFC fight as negotiations fell apart? And then unveiled a triumphal arch and a photo of himself as Jesus?

That was this week.

More of Iran exists than his brain does.

Meanwhile, our Secretary of Defense

SIMP SIMPY MCSIMPERSON.

if you wanna keep your job, don't be a fucking creep. it's really that simple.

YES!

OMG so good!

Severance real, Kier real, goat room probably real

I just saw @moryan.bsky.social's suggestions. GENIUS

New Show Pitches:

POPE COP
POPE & ORDER
The Rookie: VATICAN
CHICAGO POPE

Nine Inch Noize Coachella set

🎶 THE POPE IS
WEAK ON CRIME
AND TERRIBLE ON
FOREIGN POLICY 🎶

TRUMP: Do you think men should play in women's sports?

DOORDASH DRIVER: I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips.

WTF is "I had to do Red Cross”?

Is this when he “aspirates on a Big Mac?"

Hard to believe those astronauts came back here willingly.

“Now that’s what I call a ZINGER!"