In Philly, elementary schools have three different starting times to accommodate precisely this…

Creates a whole layer of bad cops, who then become responsible (and despised) for overwork, salary suppression, etc.

Upper management escapes accountability other than from board investors in the brief moments when they stop counting their money…

Why isn’t Malachi Lawrence DE1?

I see a Cal bear. Therefore this mock is good.

Says the man who sometimes takes nearly an hour on the hard pips…

Honestly, unless they do some pretty significant trading, the position is that they’re in right now feel decidedly suboptimal.

I’m over here burning incense to the draft gods, who are, of course, notoriously fickle…

I’ve been thinking this exact same thing for about six weeks now.

This is 100% the right approach, and Cowboys Nation will lose their fucking minds if it happens…

FUCK.YES!

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I’m so sorry to hear this, John. I think it’s time for you to start working for a team…

what I do know is that failing to ditch your friends for something so awesome is unacceptable behavior…

I really think the Joneses despise the fact that sports agents and the players they representhave gained more power and leverage over the last 20 years or so. They just would rather not negotiate from anything other than a leveraged position.

Same. It’s time for a gentle exploration..

This is what is known as damage control…

100%. My wife and I went to Lima in May 2025, and had three of the most amazing meals we have ever had. And we are international foodies…

In that case, who is Emmett Smith? Because he’s the one that made that shit work…

That goes in the safe deposit box…

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Congrats, old friend. Such a fun team to root for.

Shades of 2013…

I'm loving this because fuck the Patriots

Now lets get Dlaw a Super Bowl ring.

That’s a big fucking bull…

Yes, this is 100% me.

I mean, I can see football declining. But it would be because the product on the field continues to decline, not because advertising shifts.

And frankly, if advertising revenues decline, players will make less and that might actually make the game more popular for average folks…

This is the best possible news for Eagles haters. He has been more responsible for their success in recent years than anybody else in that building…

My take is that some network suit told him to stop predicting plays, and he really doesn’t have much else to contribute. He’s a football savant, but a pretty dull and inarticulate guy otherwise…

It’s my guess that a couple handfuls ofHall of Fame voters voted no on Belichick because he’s an asshole, thinking that not enough other people would do the same to deny him first ballot election.

We’ve already planned our snow day comfort food menu!