In the new star wars film the robot guy kicks the small yoda really far and it makes a sound like those dodgeballs from school

ayyyy congrats!!

Ever seen a poll result that is basically telling the pollsters themselves to go touch grass?

jerry I once downloaded the quicktime trailer to the two towers and it took longer than the movie's runtime

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

data from star trek next generation with a completely not edited huge ass, with the file name "big slappy" underneath it

this one's for my data fans

I am involved in my union more than most in my department and not even that much and cannot imagine wanting to lead the union lol what a headache

Severian: "Surely that's not unusual. There must be thousands, and perhaps millions of people like me. People accustomed to death, who feel that the only part of their lives that really mattered is over."

Alright Gene, articulate grief the way I've felt for the last ten years, surely I'll be normal about it

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

one distinct picture on this side, and another distinct picture on that side; while all between must be profound darkness and nothingness

can you believe they opted us all into this flesh prison

All hail Avis Rex

...misfired today during routine tests.

endpaper, if I'm lucky the dye will have lead and taste sweet

love this for you!!!

Bright magenta peony with pink tips on one side

Two peonies that are pink, red, and magenta throughout

Here you can look into one of these majestic peonies to see the yellow talons

Photo of the whole bush, you can see how every peony is different

But could these peonies be any more beautiful 🌺🌺🌺

my landlord just texted me now about it like yeah. I know. boy do I know

big donkeys 🥹

they're so pretty!!!

I used to live down the road from a corral and seeing the little donkey always made my day better

donkeys 🥺

Everyone made fun of my "Stop vaccinating our soldiers" plan until they saw my devastating "Kiss the enemy" strategy in action

Agami Herons.

lmao this man is older than my mother and was last in office when most of my students were toddlers

used to be borderline hpb but pretty sure it was white coat and when I told them my home readings they said the meds would make me pass out. to be fair I uh. have not measured in a while 😅

should I take the sudafed high blood pressure warning seriously if it makes me feel like my head is being squeezed lol

fun to see he's gotten no less delusional over the years

contemplating a big, probably foolish, loop of roadtrip to see the tiny town my great grandmother grew up in that also happens to be next to a beautiful national park on one of the great lakes

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie