The radio has just started playing Money by Pink Floyd. Great song, but I can't help ruining it by singing: "Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up"

After you previously posted this advice, I now also do one-vowel words for first two goes. Different ones every day, prompted by how I feel or what's in the news. It was good advice, works for me.

Weekend, sorted.

"He looked as confident as I do when asked to put up a shelf."

That made me do a LOL

Fantastic.

Our groundsman has painted a hopscotch near the touchline.

Crikey, looks like Andy Cook is having a good game. #gtfc

I saw that Town were advertising for first team physio... perhaps he's thinking about it.

Vernam on the bench! #gtfc

Wonderful stuff. Keyhole sniggering at the end is perfect.

Ooh, Helen Cherry -she was married to Trevor Howard!

I was wondering if there was somewhere that warmongering types and violent hate-filled arseholes in general can go to scream and beat the fuck out of each other while we all just go to work, feed the kids, and have a laugh. They have to fund their own weapons too, we shouldn't have to.

I imagine they thought, "Hey, there's no such thing as bad press!"

Perhaps they have learned something*

*they will not have learned something.

What's Alfred Hitchcock done now?

Maybe the offensive word they're warning about is T***p.
It fucking offends me.

All your own work? Impressive.

Ah, what a place to be, then! The music! And, apparently, the nurses!
Mine is in the 2-Tone paper bag (got several of those - think I used to have the entire 2-Tone catalogue)

Gangsters by The Special AKA was the first single I bought with my own pocket money. However, I already had a vinyl collection consisting of three Goodies singles and an album of orchestral James Bond themes.

Director of it he may be, but that man has zero cool energy.

Berdum, and indeed, tschhh.

Oh, he's a DJ, apparently. I thought it was a metal band. Does that make the name better...?

List of bands playing a Newastle festival. One of them is called Angerfist.

Angerfist are playing Newcastle this summer. Yes, Angerfist.

Yes, i think you might've! You're a brave man. I'm even a bit squeamish on a mandolin.

I've just seen that he 'earned' £355,000 last year. Not bad for playing a few tunes and yapping a bit inbetween.

Three up from the NL is long, long overdue. That York might finish in 2nd with probably 120 goals, +80 goal difference, and only 4 defeats and still miss promotion is ridiculous.
Is the NL still run by buffoons as it was when Grimsby were down there? Is that the reason for no 3up?

Aberystwyth! I can see my 1987 halls of residence on there.

Three points and a Shackleton's high seat chair reference, lovely stuff.

Dear Mr Donk,
We have determined that you are Corieltauvian. Our studies show you are most likely to die from Roman Legionary.

Blondie, Dire Straits, a Spanish lyric lesson, Hong Kong Phooey and #GTFC Tony Butcher, as entertaining as ever!

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It looks like you've been Folorin his career for a while.

I've just been watching a video of this chap controlling a huge church organ with a game boy, and I have to say I found him very engaging.