Being a Swiftie today:

I know I’m old and corny bc I just put on “Love in this Club” to start cleaning my kitchen

This is the realest dialogue White Lotus has had to date

“It’s warm and snow is melting and spring is coming, yay!”

Ok well my street and the sidewalks are under water and a stink bug just walked across my couch like it pays rent here, so let’s chill a little on the thrill of changing seasons

Parents went to Quebec City for a weekend and border patrol asked them if they were transporting eggs at the border crossing.

Didn’t care about the alcohol they were declaring. Was very concerned about eggs.

A new era in piracy is clearly dawning

The Serpent ( Tremblay) tempting Eve (Lawrence) with fruit from the tree of knowledge (juicy, juicy conclave drama)- Berger, 2024

Still thinking about a sandwich I had in august 2012, from a restaurant that has been closed for probably at least ten years

Made my annual physical appt so I can talk to the doctor about weaning off one of my meds. Can we get some w’s in the chat

What’s fun about being on a one way side street is that it’s so neglected by the plows I get to go ice skating whenever I leave the house

Dad’s retiring so he gave me his office keurig. My days of microwaving mugs are over. I’m gonna start drinking tea in ways I never have before (which is to say, more than twice a year)

Same energy

Thank you!
Possible- it’s one of my most iconic

Fondly recalling the potato cake my siblings made for me a few years back. It was so beautiful; so tasty

Nosfera tu, Brute?

That’s so jarring!

This can’t be the weather Taylor Swift talked about working your life away to buy a timeshare in…

Babiest baby to ever baby

Welcome! (In advance)

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happy turkey20 to all

Thought my friend would understand the meme, but I guess he’s still too upset about the 2014 world cup semi final 😂

I’m going to Billy Joel/Sting with my parents and brother! I saw Billy Joel with Stevie nicks last summer and cannot waaaait

Life changing, some say

Just cook the egg, add some (creamy) peanut butter and then some jam. I prefer raspberry

Consider: PBJ omelette

Wasn’t expecting to see Mike Tyson’s whole entire ass as part of the lesson to the fight but life is full of surprises

Oh, that’s my emotional support unrequited crush

Just realized this is the only social media platform I’m on that my mom isn’t- what a breath of fresh air

(I love my mom and we’re close- but sometimes she comments on stuff I was hoping she wouldn’t see 😅)

I feel like there were other characters that got this treatment- I remember the muppets, but am pretty sure there were Christmas specific ones too

Need a movie where Nic Cage is Robert Pattinson’s father and they get into hijinks

So can I shitpost my most random thoughts here too? Or are there rules again…