I thought I was being really polite and supportive of Shadowheart’s religion because I didn’t know it was actually incredibly evil and everyone in camp was horrified

I got a few people burned at the stake in Pentiment because I accidentally encouraged them to be blasphemous. I just thought we were having an interesting discussion!

I played with a walkthrough after my first play attempt resulted in a lot of dead teiflings

Oh god my husband in Stardew was so unhappy I stopped playing

Nothing makes me feel more autistic than playing a video game with dialogue options, and I think I’m choosing the “measured and reasonable” dialogue option, only to suddenly have all the characters hate me because that was actually the “judgemental asshole” option

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

🤗

Men love men who have unnecessary abs and eyes slightly too close together, apparently

The lineup of Hollywood leading men would be completely different if it was based on what women actually want instead of what straight men are comfortable with

Lee Pace in Practical Magic I am seated I am sat

It's cool how much culture discourse now is just arguing over whether it's immoral for a fictional character to have flaws (this is about The Pitt but it'll be about something else in two weeks or so)

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Friday, Brisbane protesters sing & dance to John Farnham’s Two Strong Hearts - ‘River to the Sea’
Saturday, 20 arrested for saying the exact same words in a chant.

So if you wear a wig & dance you won’t be arrested. The inconsistency is utterly humiliating for David Crisafulli.

today is as good a day as any to abandon all your responsibilities and gather a crew to sail the seven seas

A photo of my tv with a notification popping up for a treadmill trying to connect to it

Gotta love smart appliances. Someone’s fucking treadmill is trying to connect with my fucking tv while I’m trying to watch fucking Master and Commander. I don’t own a fucking treadmill.

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

I think it’s this one

A man in a trenchcoat stands in a grimy industrial/hospital looking bathroom, water pool on the white tiles and delicate curtains billow. He stares at a gramophone

Watched Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Cure and it was ever creepier than Pulse. Best industrial grime textures since Tarkovsky’s Stalker. This shot took my breath away.

Dommi they grey cockatiel

I said to my husband “they just found out the muttaburrasuarus was more goofy looking than originally thought” and without skipping a beat he replies “oh so it’s one of Dommi’s ancestors?”

Absolutely roasted

Big news for the Brisbane kids who grew up with Muttaburrasaurus as the only dinosaur skeleton we could see in person

an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window Alt: an older woman wearing glasses and a purple shirt is looking out a window - it’s Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire

I agreed to participate in an in-person government survey because the lady on the phone had such a lovely Scottish accent, which just goes to show I probably would have fallen for Mrs Doubtfire’s bullshit

There was literally a pangolin that flew combat sorties with the CIA in a dirty war in Laos that then died after drinking too much gin, so there’s at least one pangolin whose record is morally ambiguous

“An iceberg? At this time of the year? In this part of the Atlantic? And we’re about to crash into it?”

No that makes perfect sense

The meme of a grumpy child with the text “congrats. Happy for you. Nice”

Silent Hill fans when other video game franchises start getting movies that actually sound promising

Oh man I could not survive a call centre

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

Sometimes I think about all the years I spent working in corporate offices before remote work and before my autism diagnosis and I am filled with a white hot rage at how humiliating and dehumanising every single office was