Suboptimal race line

Hitting up the salad bar and loudly asking for 999 Island sauce so the staff know I'm not down with that Epstein shit

Reminds me of USA/NBA reaction to the 2004 Olympic basketball results. Desire to grow the sport internationally right up until international teams got good, then a flood of cognitive dissonance about how it sucks losing to said good international teams. If Curling has 2000s nba probs, thats a win

Getting really into apples lately. I think it's going to be a big year for the Pink Lady.

I think the reason I find AI slop posts so infuriating is that it reminds me so much of Justin Flom content.

Hell yeah

Hell yeah, get his ass

One of the guys in Alberta that flys those outfits also runs a pretty badass pink dirt oval racecar out around Western Canada. Incredibly nice, real quick. Won a feature at Flatlanders a couple years back.

Great timing, I was just thinking to myself the other day we're due for another Hbomberguy takedown.

I'd make the case that having any amount of money above and beyond what you reasonably spend to live a happy life will drive you insane, the $ amount just accelerates the process. Like, people with a few hundred thousand in their accounts they don't spend still lose the plot but it takes 40 years.

made another wicked racecar sticka design for @rainbowracing.ca 🏁

Thank you! Last run of the season, last weekend with black/white liveries, *and* a new chip flavour. Gonna be fun.

They got me with the "2 for less" deal, packed both to try as a post race treat for this weekend. Equally high hopes.

Worked my butt off to get this new car to victory lane just to pose like Quasimodo for no apparent reason. Brutal.

Not a lot of grip on that high line, but the fence will get you turned REAL quick.

We're all doing our best and this mf is out here doing little teeny wheelies smh the audacity.

Season update: this car absolutely rules.

I got talked into doing a tug of war at a charity thing. Confidently decided our group of 5 was going to do "The squid game thing" and then got dogwalked by a group of 13 firemen. They said it would be fair because we were taller. I feel like I got hit by a car. Happy Canada day

Little treat for myself: a quick and easily removable front clip.

Circle track folks are incredibly guilty of amplifying that problem, posting Ai generic modern Nascar Camaro looking slop instead of their actual racecars. Makes zero sense given how much time we all spend making the cars look good, nevermind hurting the photographers trying to support the sport.

New Rainbow Warrior car just dropped

There was in the history of our universe too. The Corvair died for our sins. Nader's book about it only didn't become as famous as the Bible because the print market was way more competitive in '65.

I found out he was running because some people from that riding are furious that he's not homophobic enough and saying they won't vote for him. A big name on the ballot is going to bring the biggest freaks rural Alberta has to offer out into the daylight for sure...

I live 11 feet from the riding Poilievre is going to dropship into after his own riding realized he was a greasy little worm and ousted him. The shame associated with that is nauseating.

Up on the cowl

So dope

If anyone is interested, I'll have both of the cars in the Calgary World of Wheels show this weekend!

FWIW, if you include some manner of vulgarity in whatever you search for it seems to 86 the AI garbage.

The only fan theory I will accept about the show is that Ben Stiller personally hates people within the deuteranomaly family and has decided 20 million per episode is worth it to humble them up.