Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Salute to an all-time tweet

In an age where full lips are in fashion, you’d think swimsuits would come with wider gussets

a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil

virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

Black text on white background: If corporations allow you to sign up with one click, you should be able to cancel with one click too. Subscription traps, whether from an app or gym membership, are just another way corporations take advantage of working people. We've already put hundreds of companies on notice. This week, we proposed a rule that would make NYC a national leader in cracking down on abusive practices that nickel-and-dime New Yorkers.

Going on 4:30 PM

Up since 7

No naps

Toddler, free to a good home, quite loud

What? Why not?

"oh boohoo the underpaid, underappreciated, and overworked careers we forced women into are the only employment sectors growing, someone please think of the men!"

Does anyone with kids know if it’s normal for a toddler not to say any words by 16 months? Not even “mama” or “dada”? He understands what we say but the only thing he says is “ga”

Die Republikaner haben ein Naziproblem

Ja.

alright christian god i know we’ve had our quarrels but i am prepared to ‘go catholic’ if you make it happen for comedy effect today specifically. i won’t half ass it like i do with judaism either. i’ll wear the thing on my head and eat the crackers and shit

Festoon of shells, 1656. Proving for all time that still-life painting can be hilarious. By Jan van Kessel of Antwerp, born OTD 1626.

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twitter screenshot that reads 'i do not love wine' APRIL FOOLS

it's her day

I would recommend having a son to anyone who wants to know the feeling of holding the incarnation of love in their arms

In honor of The Matrix being released OTD 27 yrs ago, I present one of the greatest exchanges ever on Twitter.

Time to read Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil instead, the only acceptable alternative to having lesbian sex

Ask me how I and my 15-month-old know

Straight sex is banned for the poors for the next month, lest ye give birth on Dec. 31st, hit your deductible and then have it reset at the stroke of midnight.

So fucked that I have to interact with people who aren’t my son, husband, or sister

American journalists in 2036

Congratulations, you have discovered the happiest owl ☺️ all curses are now lifted

Jim Holland (American, b.1955)
"The Green Room," 2011
Oil on canvas
36 x 36 in

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Elegy
10”x10” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available

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California: Stay safe and support your community by reporting any potential abuse by Donald Trump's federal agents ⬇️

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

im learning a lot about paleo anthropology at the moment, would love to do a short comic about it one day ‼️ #paleoart