light soldier

I'd rather eat crumbs with bums than steaks with snakes

Dinner from Memes.

Get beat 2 death online

Evild 2

Feeling non binary as fuck

Fuck

Narrator: DAY ONE OF T-REX SPENDING ALL HIS TIME ALONE: T-Rex: Woo! Blissful isolation! Narrator: DAY FIFTEEN: T-Rex: Frig, MAYBE I screwed up??

Narrator: DAY SIXTEEN: Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex! It's been a while! T-Rex: It sure has! I decided to keep to myself for a while and not see anyone else, and guess what? Dromiceiomimus: You got sad and weird? T-Rex: I GOT SAD AND WEIRD!!

Utahraptor: Looks like you're a social animal after all! T-Rex: How did I not KNOW this?? T-Rex: HOW do I keep thinking "I don't need anyone" and then being COMPLETELY SURPRISED when I feel bad after isolation? What is it in my nature that seeks RADICAL INDEPENDENCE while also suffering from AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL AMNESIA?? Utahraptor: Let's discuss it at a nice restaurant!

Narrator: BUT THE RESTAURANT IS CROWDED: T-Rex: This is too many people! I for one am returning to blissful isolation, which has never backfired on me before. Off panel: T-Rex! T-Rex: YOU HEARD ME

moderation is MODERATELY boring

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

who should we follow on here?

my shadow on tiled concrete

i don’t want maria menounos to get old

whenever my phone’s battery runs out i throw it away and buy a new phone. i’ve just never been a phone charger guy for whatever reason

the clearest evidence that america is a manifestation of god’s will is that the fourth of july always occurs on july 4th. every. single. time. at which point does something cease to be a coincidence and start to become a miracle

a 4x4 of one screenshot of Spongebob putting glove candies from the rock bottom episode paired with three frames of SpongeBob raving with the jellyfish in that one episode

posting porno on blue sky

guy w/CEO in bio:
Bluesky is rapidly developing a specific political slant (🏳️‍⚧️). not healthy for free discourse

guy i DMed fake invite codes to until his latent schizophrenia bloomed then gave him a real one [replying]:
AGE GAP -> AGP. Time = Trans. School/Hospital Kills By Birthing Then Growing You

please make out with me sloppy style

my review of blue velvet: its alright. kinda neat

#fuck #damn #hell

Stupid Bitch Academy

i wish i could buy groceries

low resolution image of a samoyed dog looking silly directly into camera with tongue out

just found a video that used ai voices to make a fake transphobic seinfeld bit

orthostatic hypotension or whatever the equivalent tachycardic issue i have is is great because if i stand up too quickly then it's like a nitrous high without having to spend real life money on nitrous. lasts about as long too. resisting fainting is usually not fun but i like to see silver linings

can cis girls really be lesbians

drinking cigarette water

i think so yeah

kid named marjorie -w.c. sinclair: