Can we get an update on the frogs?

"POLIO IS NOT 'SITMAXXING'"

Unrelated but I gotta get a handle on my anxiety.

I gave someone the wrong information about how siphons work the other day and it's haunting me. I was so confidently incorrect. I will never recover. On my death bed I will think about that interaction. They will put it on my tombstone to shame me in the eyes of future archaeologists.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

The ol admiral clench

The ai prompt must have been "map" cuz what the hell.

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

People are looking at this the wrong way. They're not questioning the wrongness of their orders, they're questioning why the orders aren't more aggressive. They're waiting for the green light to start shooting. That's why they signed up. Pretending like anything else is happening is naive.

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

jd vance negotiating with Iran

Slides YouTube video by Posy

Babe, wake up. New posy video just dropped. youtu.be/hZhMAtHoU20?...

a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his fist . ALT: a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his fist .

I left my sourdough starter on the counter for a week without feeding it and it turned pink which is apparently a death sentence for it... Rip Ephraim, you will be missed.

People think gossip is journalism these days. It's probably the largest reason we're in this whole mess right now.

a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with the words this aggression will not stand man ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with the words this aggression will not stand man

Reading Iron Gold. At a fun part.

Damn that's actually pretty good.

Everyone in the world: *busy doing other things*

Melania Trump: HEY REMEMBER ME AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN?!

Everyone: What, no?

Melanie: Me and Donald partied with him!

Everyone: Kinda forgot about you. Go on.

Melanie: Also, Ghislaine Maxwell... But, I was not an escort.

Everyone: Umm, wtf?

Wasn’t it KINDA About STATES’ RIGHTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YouTube video by Atun-Shei Films

Checkmate Lincolnites! youtu.be/XjsxhYetLM0?...

He means Iran won't have them. He'd use them in a second.

Where did you come from kratom-eyed Joe.

ASMR for extreme masochists

Pound plane. Fuck flyer. Jizz jet.

I always wonder who writes these posts and if Trump even knows they're happening.

In before Gen X starts posting about growing up with a threat of nuclear war and we're all just soft.

so freak'n sick

Ah yeah that makes sense.

I get it but the thumbnail changes in these tests as well. The thumbnail winner is alanah pearce talking to me about something. B seems like alanah reacting to something. C seems like someone talking to whoever about something.

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!"

NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

Cat in a bed with her arm out

Ginzo says happy #caturday

I can't wait til this dipshit shuts the fuck up.