Sepia photograph featuring a young white girl in a garden, upper half resting her head on her hand and looking outwards, in front of her are a group of small dancing fairies

The Cottingley Fairies appear in five photos taken by cousins Elsie Wright (age 16) & Frances Griffiths (9), from Bradford, UK. Their 1917 images caused many to believe the magical creatures were real....even fooling Sherlock Holmes creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle #WomensArt

When your pet head- butts you, that’s their version of Boop!

You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.

My boss just set a meeting for July 2028 and a little piece of me died.

The panels of the staircases echo with footsteps, but nobody seems to mind.

If I'm flirting with you, I'm so sorry.

my productivity plan for all this darkness is to take a million naps

I'm not mad, I'm maddening

I know I seem like so autonomous but I'm actually partnered with refraction of light so let me run it by the old prism first. Hey bendy straw sucking the crazy light outta me, more like dispersing my will amirite

Had a hot bath and soaked in my failure to be on schedule. In a bright, cheery, perfect world, everything is on time and even ahead of schedule. Woot! What a place to be!

"The meek shall inherit the earth"

THE MEEK: No

a prescription strength hug please

"Your a adult you can do what you want" i whisper to myself before I eat pudding before the main.

Going to need some help getting by on hospital release, benefits have been stopped because ive been in hospital over 3 weeks so need to reapply, I have little cash left for topping up electricity and getting in groceries, phone needs topped up.

Pls help if you can

PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com

Square of tartan with vertical and horizontal thin stripes in red and grey on black

A new Scottish tartan memorializing the (mainly) female victims of the Witchcraft Act has been officially registered, created by Claire Mitchell and Zoe Venditozzi, founders of the Witches of Scotland campaign #WomensArt
via Smithsonian Magazine

My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while

A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.

hey,maybe we should just make a list of WHO HASN’T experienced childhood trauma

I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools."

*empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*

If you can’t appreciate “low brow “ humor, I assume you didn’t have an older sibling who’d randomly walk into the living room where you were quietly reading, loudly fart, and declare, “…Annnd that’s what I have to say about that!” before exiting.

Lost my driver's license. Lemme know if you find one for a woman 15 years younger than me who still has hope in her eyes

a picture of a sign that reads “MAYO GONE WILD” in orange text

when white people have one (1) salsa

im asking the important questions
questions like how do clowns still
have a job when everybody thinks
theyre creepy and whats the lion
tamer going to do with that chair

trick-or-treaters don’t know this rn but they’ll be helping me clean out my pantry and freezer

The world was once dots connected by lines as far as the eventual shape could hope but then came the wrapper from a crayon and whammo. Flat earths do not roll off the table either, it's the color fast using just one side rubbing theory

Listening to karaoke is a lot like when my kids had to learn the recorder for school. You have to be very supportive while trying not to get pissed off by the sound.