I have a lot of alarms that go off during work day mornings so I know I’m on pace to be on time and I feel like I’m constantly scolding Siri with how many times I say “Siri….stop!”

I’ve been sick for 3 days but it feels like it’s been 3 weeks and idk why lol. From looking at memories it seems I get sick this time of year a lot so I’m blaming weather changes. I do feel pretty ok now

Woke up at 4am with a pounding headache but i'm not even mad about it because I already took today off work & I ended up watching 4 smosh videos I've been putting off for a time when I could really pay attention to them. 10/10 morning minus the headache and congestion i've had. Sore throat is better

“Let’s stand and puzzle so I’ll be ready to sit and game.” - what I just said to myself because Life is Strange Reunion is out today

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Me on puzzletok excited to watch someone’s puzzle haul and then they say they got them from hobby lobby

I know I had too many meetings at work when I didn’t finish one podcast episode.

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can't believe I saw this from a Paul F Tompkins RT and not from @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social lol.

Close enough

Sometimes my auras are so wild I understand why people thought they were possessed back in the day. It definitely looks like something is possessing my eye sight.

Realizing I need to start 2026 with a fruit bowl

I just drove through the middle of nowhere and it was SO foggy and drizzling. I was like this feels more like Halloween than Christmas. I was ready for Santa to appear and murder me

I went to kohls to look at gloves and a lady handed me a paper and said it was the last one. Turns out it was free kohls cash and while the gloves didn’t work out I got a nice oversized robe for $12, normal price $40

My new mug 🥰 you’ll have to listen to Hollywood’s Biggest Podcast to fully understand

It took 2 whole weeks but my cough is finally gone. It just needed to get warm again I guess. And by warm I mean 38F

I burnt my thumb on my food at work and now I’m not just the weird girl. I’m the weird girl with her hand in a cup of ice

Whoa a rare dad dream where it’s before he got sick. More of those please that don’t involve him finding something I didn’t want him to. Although the actual thing doesn’t exist in real life.
I can’t remember the last time I had a dream where he wasn’t sick

I’m at the point where I need to write live streamed shows I bought tickets for on my calendar lol

Open full picture for times I took the screenshots.

A little bummed realizing this about the @pocketcasts.com playback. I was confused why a podcast I’ve relistened to a bunch this year didn’t even show up on the other pods you listened to slide. I just went & marked them all as unplayed to restart from the beginning and it lowered my listening 😔

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Feeling sick, so I’m watching Cold Case in bed and I didn’t expect to watch an episode on sad queer history 😭 therokuchannel.roku.com/details/ae0d...

It’s finally cold enough in my apartment to wear my comfy and I don’t hate it ☺️

Finding out you can eat the skin of kiwi has changed my life

Omg. Time to move all my starred eps that I fall asleep to into a playlist

I feel like maybe I should just legally change it 😆

Honestly the fact that I’ve never introduced myself as Shmoo at work is a miracle

The strength I just had to not say “to the walls!” after the drive thru person said “to the window please” 😆

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I do A LOT of nonograms/picross puzzles and this is such a great game especially for beginners. The tutorial is amazing and there are a lot of settings you can play with. I don’t talk about games much here, but just in case you’re interested thought I’d post store.steampowered.com/app/2871440/...

Just screamed when I saw a sign a Five Below is coming. Also wish me luck on finding clothes for the first time in a long time

I love him