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In Australia Step 5 is outsource the solution to a consulting company for many millions of dollars staffed by people who got middling marks in the classes of the academics who already work for you. The report is actually written by AI.

<em>Journal of Sleep Research</em> | ESRS Journal | Wiley Online Library Insomnia disorder is harmful and requires novel treatments. Cannabinol, an oxidative by-product of Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, is claimed to be a hypnotic, but its effects on objective sleep and insomni....

doi.org/10.1111/jsr.... Acute dosing effects of cannabinol (CBN) on the sleeping EEG in patients with insomnia

Good band name

The Onion finally gets around to sleep studies.

Kingdom of Prance seems accurate

All my t-shirts are tax deductible #sleeppeeps

4 year post doc post at Maynooth in Human Sleep and Respiratory Physiology.
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Bonus sleep nerd for writing the label on micropore tape

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Handed in and passed in 2005. Finished in 2012.

So. Much. Mass. Produced. Bullshit.

It would help if I could spell #SleepPeeps correctly...

Hi. I study sleep and sleep disorders using epidemiology and clinical trials

<em>Journal of Sleep Research</em> | ESRS Journal | Wiley Online Library Obstructive sleep apnea (OSA) has been hypothesised to promote cancer via intermittent hypoxia, and assessing what happens when OSA is controlled by continuous positive airway pressure (CPAP) may pro...

Does Sleep Apnea cause cancer and if so what kind/s? One of the ways we can check this is to look at the adverse event tables in the big CPAP randomised trials and see if anything changes. Frustrating answer = still not clear onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

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From the Damnthatsinteresting community on Reddit: A view of the earth with the Pacific Ocean as the center point. Explore this post and more from the Damnthatsinteresting community

The map all Americans should see www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

I used to have children who did that

Definately my weirdest scientific idea yet: Can humans sleep one half of their brains at a time when they sleep in water, like dolphins do? Certainly no proof of that yet - but we have a method to maybe catch it. And, Yes, a human can fall asleep floating in a fluid. lnkd.in/gUHSRjug

Cannabinoid products may reduce total sleep time in adults with insomnia: new study Any reduction in sleep time for people with clinical insomnia could be concerning.

Cannabinoid products may reduce total sleep time in adults with insomnia: new study
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Completely scoobied: the confusing world of temperature and pollution effects on sleep apnoea - PubMed Completely scoobied: the confusing world of temperature and pollution effects on sleep apnoea

There’s definately something different between bedroom temp and outdoor temperature that still has me completely scoobied pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26521276/

Ambient temperature and obstructive sleep apnea: effects on sleep, sleep apnea, and morning alertness - PubMed This study is registered in ClinicalTrials.gov number NCT00544752.

Fantastic analysis @bastien-lechat.bsky.social but then I'm thinking back to this pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22467989/

Venn (1866) described the problem with the "sharpshooter fallacy": 🎯 painting the bullseye on the spot where a bullet hits a door.
In psychology, we call this "HARKing" — Hypothesizing After Results Are Known.

We're going to need a bigger boat

Are you assuming your audience is highly educated in the right way?

A graph showing the change from baseline in average sleep latency on the Maintenance of Wakefulness Test (MWT)

In the TAK-861-2001 trial involving 112 participants with narcolepsy type 1, oveporexton significantly improved measures of wakefulness, sleepiness, and cataplexy over a period of 8 weeks. Full trial results: nej.md/3ZdlKNi

#MedSky #NeuroSky

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Figure of survival curve showing no difference

There you have it: BEDMED published in @jama.com

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No difference in bedtime versus morning BP meds - as expected

#NephSky #Hypertension
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