guy who goes outside once a week and says lines like "dammmnnn it's so nice outside today"

be mine, v͟a͟l͟e͟n͟t͟i͟n͟e͟? #severance

omg you're right it totally escaped my memory

lobbying for a severance themed office party. we all need to experience a watermelon

what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said remember https . com

which furry traitor is amongst their ranks 💀

wait tumblr's blocked as well? 😭 i forgor

a person is petting a small gray kitten ALT: a person is petting a small gray kitten

captain it's only wednesday

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

you don't believe in her like i do

that skirt on crowley damn

i'm in love with your art style

keep forgetting to post here oops here’s some armand studies #iwtv

@lagouche.bsky.social рамзан на аве здоровья маме

like in general?

me: i want this particular thing to happen

me when that thing actually happens: that's fucked up. what the fuck

m1crosoft support just called me a good boy

grandchildren disappointed i haven't left them an account with a bigger following

bitches be like im fine, living in gulag hasn't really affected me and then develop twitter agoraphobia

i've been exclusively on private for almost 3 years now, and having a public account kinda feels like speaking in the town square or something

people looking for mutuals like "hi im % and i'm into such and such games/tv shows/animes" really takes me back to 2012ish when i did the same on twitter and the thought of meeting new people didn't seem so anxiety inducing. simpler times

my favorite part of having a full time job gotta be losing connection to my own soul for five days a week

wtf is a target audience. i tweet for myself and @gwennelen.bsky.social exclusively

we welcome its fall

соу тру

been scrolling bluesky for like an hour, yet to come across a post that raises my blood pressure. forgot that was possible to be honest

secret snow date #MHA #bkdk

the large pure black sphere in the sky is offputting but comforting

lmaooooo