Harbouring a secret boot fetish by the sounds of it 😂

Looks delicious 🤤

I can't wait to get our kitchen install finished so I can make some bread again. I normally use a really easy recipe from nigella Lawson and it works out fantastically every time 🥰

Going to need a recipe for this asap 🤤

Enough is enough.

Starmer must go.

An article about David duchovny of xfiles fame overcoming a fear, presented by FOX news

They've dedicated a whole channel to mulder!

They have a sausage dog in that house so I'd love to but they also have a very large hedge between them so I will need to cut a hole in that too.

In Scotland it would usually be cunt but that does feel strong for this situation. I don't dislike either neighbour I just think that was odd behaviour 😂

I know right? Like... Just walk a little bit further on the street and go in their gate if you want to stand chatting to them??

Good luck 😂

No I don't think I do either, especially because the house is in disarray with all the work we are doing and the blinds are open for light in a room that would otherwise be private unless someone is stood in our garden 😂🫣👀

Need opinions. Just saw our neighbour to the right of us walk past our window and down our drive to LEAVE our garden where she'd been stood talking to the neighbours to the left of us. Very not sure how I feel about that? 👀

Ahh yes here comes the human trafficker now with his tape measure to ensure a dollar is placed exactly central to the door. Very inconspicuous. How DO they do it? 😂

Perhaps repost this with the typo fixed 🤣

The house has been full of workmen for like....ever... Today the Tiler has arrived and has brought with him smooth jazz to work to. Much more chill vibes than the techno house music the joiner was working to last week 🤣

Meet me at the combination pro trans right supreme court / steak house? 🤣

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

Well done Montana but also that high court sign made me think it was a restaurant or something 🤣🫣

I can't even do an impression of how badly out of tune or time it was because my whole body just won't let me. I physically do not understand.

We have workmen in the house this week and the joiner has been singing along to his music all week. I honestly do not understand how someone can be so wildly and confidently out of tune 🤣

Absolutely but I'd have to buy an envelope? Lol I'm too poor for this game 🤣

I was going to write a big fuckin essay on them and send them back but I'd have to buy an envelope 🤣

A Tory AND a Scottish Family Party leaflet through the post on the same day? Well excuse me while I throw up in a bucket. Also, SFP lying on their leaflet showing a 12 week old foetus is 10cm 👀 not that I expect their science to be accurate but come the fuck on you cretins.

A Tory AND a Scottish Family Party leaflet through the post on the same day? Well excuse me while I throw up in a bucket. Also, SFP lying on their leaflet showing a 12 week old foetus is 10cm 👀 not that I expect their science to be accurate but come the fuck on you cretins.

But does it come with a recipe or not?

Useful and expensive 🎉

On the plus side I'm getting to know lots of local workmen 😐😑

Nope, she knew about most of the issues and just didn't bother her arse to look any further into them or tell anyone the truth about them. We settled for some of the issues we could prove she knew about (dry rot, plumbing) so her liability is wiped now. Just bloody annoying we're still finding more.

Honestly, discussions of "we might need to cut our losses and sell up if this gets much worse" have already happened before today. Five full months of just bullshit discoveries one after another my emotions and my bank account are drained.

Would it be a fairly straightforward project in this house if it didn't come with the discovery of a massive fucking leak under the floor? Excuse me while I pull my hair out and scream just a little 😬🤬