#Nigerians, please who invented headband gele and how can we make it stop?

Have we ever discussed why bell peppers are so expensive? they’ve been expensive since the begin of time too.

Imagine if all of this was happening in Kamala’s first month in office… they’d have gone in that white building to yank her out!

January has been a very scary year. My anxiety has anxiety.

Thank you to all who checked in after the Philly crash 💚

neither do we, tbf

It’s truly quite a privilege to genuinely enjoy my job.

City hall and the city lights are GREEEEEEN #GoBirds #Eagles

We are well and truly fucked! Hope the eggs are now free.

#BlinkTwice and #TheSubstance are so nasty, whew!

Congratulations to everyone who voted for this clown. I genuinely hope you experience the full impact of every single decision he makes, directly and completely.

Growth looks good on you. You wear it well.

Lmao

Aye thank you! Happy belated birthday to you 🥳🎈

Obsessed with my surprise cake from my gf, even more obsessed because it accidentally matched my dress. #blackskyover30

Finishing off #Capricorn season with the latest 35 year old in town 🎂🎈
#BlackSkyOver30

I hate this club so much lmao #ManUtd

OSARO, OROBOSA #Zirkzee #ManchesterUnited babyyyyyyyyy

Manchester United v Set Piece FC #FAcup

On a good weekday, I get done work at 5. Somehow, I’m supposed to find time to workout, eat, AND go be social? All while going to bed “at a decent time”? Can we please be realistic?

#blackskyover30

😭 I don’t even blame you but nah, no more running. Everyone should come and let’s fight.

Lmaoooooo PLEASEEEEE

My heart goes out to everyone affected by the fire in Cali right now.

Taking the high road has gotten me nowhere so I’m giving everyone else the opportunity to be the bigger person in 2025.

If you go low, I go underground. Let us scatter everything.

Once any messaging inbox gets to 2 digits, you’ve lost me. I get OVERWHELMED and close whatever app, immediately. Talk to you, never.

😂😂😂

#addtoblacksky
#addtoblackskyover30

Lmao ah ah try him now, he needs a change of scene. He’ll scatter the left side for y’all 😭

exactly. And tbh, I haven’t felt his absence like I thought we would

in what I’ve seen, it just seems like his attitude is shit. We’re not there to interact with him but if Amorim says “hey he didn’t make the squad bc he hasn’t shown he that he deserves to” then I take his word.

At the end of the day, the manager has standards and Rashford isn’t meeting them.