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Quite the opposite.

Rather a serious case, I see. He did mean bollocks, I take it?

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We recommend the scrapings from the latrine pits for flaccidness.

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At your service.

@wulfhelm.bsky.social your Apothecary at your service.

Have you been cuntaminated? Drop in for a FREE consultation. We may or may not* be able to help you.

*probably the latter

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Miss that gif here on blooskaii.

Oh dear! Cracked ribs? Make sure your ‘cough doesn’t get any worse 😁

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Your friendly Apothecary wishes @theselectfyrd.bsky.social, Mrs Fyrd and the hounds a safe and jolly adventure 😁

The aroma from the latrine pits is Wülferhampton’s signature scent.

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We deal with all types of leaks.

Not taking your meds again @theselectfyrd.bsky.social ?

😘

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Your apothecary, at your service.

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Who said the Apothecary was sane?

@theselectfyrd.bsky.social has volunteered to do the malleting.

And to you, sir.

We are expecting a delivery of cork plugs.

Good afternoon, dear Baker 🎄

Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary wishes all a joyful Yulefest 🎄

Yule Health Tip:
Consume the Cook’s sprouts with caution. You heard it here first!

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The Apothecary hard at work resurrecting.

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You called?

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Glad we could help, Sire.