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A vintage-style “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” poster on aged parchment. The featured word is “Malison” with the pronunciation [MAL-ih-sun] and definition: “Words spoken intended to direct supernatural powers to inflict harm or punishment on someone; a curse.” Beneath it is an example sentence about someone uttering a curse against a corporate sorcerer responsible for complex legalese in a software license agreement. On the right, a black-ink Victorian-style illustration shows a horned, bat-winged demon looming behind a frightened pair of women in old-fashioned clothing. There is a tombstone behind the women.

A vintage-style “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” poster on aged parchment. The featured word is “Malison” with the pronunciation [MAL-ih-sun] and definition: “Words spoken intended to direct supernatural powers to inflict harm or punishment on someone; a curse.” Beneath it is an example sentence about someone uttering a curse against a corporate sorcerer responsible for complex legalese in a software license agreement. On the right, a black-ink Victorian-style illustration shows a horned, bat-winged demon looming behind a frightened pair of women in old-fashioned clothing. There is a tombstone behind the women.

Malison [MAL-ih-sun]
(n.)
- Words spoken intended to direct supernatural powers to inflict harm or punishment on someone; a curse.

1 month ago 81 19 3 5

His ears are getting more and more red.

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Photo of boxes on a dolly and boxes inside a storage locker

Photo of boxes on a dolly and boxes inside a storage locker

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Hey y’all. So. We are in an urgent and difficult situation. We have a storage locker for our belongings, but we can no longer keep up with the payments and have fallen behind. If we’re unable to cover the full $750 balance, everything in it will be lost in 2 days.

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3 months ago 244 450 5 32

ICE is younger than my bathrobe.

ICE is younger than my collander

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
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We do not want Venezuela.
We do not want Greenland.
We do not want Cuba.
We do not want Canada.
We do not want Mexico.
We just want to see the Epstein files.

3 months ago 431 189 16 9
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

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3 months ago 13477 8869 211 242

I just bought a memory card for this Minneapolis-based effort to mass mobilize against ICE efforts. Yes it's an Amazon wishlist, but that does make it easy. They will also take Amazon giftcards.

3 months ago 88 35 0 0

Who will join my movement?!?!

3 months ago 460 55 65 4
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a Victorian era burlesque performer on stage, kicking up one leg.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a Victorian era burlesque performer on stage, kicking up one leg.

Succuss [suh-KUS]
(v.)
- To shake (something) vigorously; to joggle or jounce.

Used in a sentence:
“The callipygian ecdysiast, renowned for possessing more jounce to the ounce than her compeers, succussed and swayed with a knowing gledge that conjured a flurry of legal tender.”

3 months ago 82 16 1 2
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and a lovely example of celtic knotwork.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and a lovely example of celtic knotwork.

Obvolute [OB-vuh-loot]
(adj.)
- Overlapping; contorted; twisted; convolute.

4 months ago 53 16 1 3
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

4 months ago 2973 713 22 14

Please engage, quote rt, please help thanks!

4 months ago 1 5 1 0

I guess they put in a central line for his iv this time?

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

We re now at $285/1470. Please continue to help us reach this goal.
💸💕 #helpsky

5 months ago 10 11 1 3

This is the vibe of Stephen Miller's bedroom.

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a woman surrounded by dark, eldritch phantoms etc.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a woman surrounded by dark, eldritch phantoms etc.

Eldritch [EL-drich]
(adj.)
- Hideous, ghastly, weird; spooky.

Used in a sentence:
“Things have taken a discommodious turn, and the lovely garden path has become so overgrown with eldritch weeds as to make it nigh unto impossible to traverse.”

5 months ago 91 25 3 4

Not getting paid and not young but still cooking and delivering. The things I could do if I got paid...

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Brian Kilmead clearly showed his plastic surgeon an angry 😠emoji for inspo. It's fascinating how excessive the obvious cosmetic procedures are for Trump sycophants.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

That was the first time I watched it. Didn't miss one after that.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0
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This has big "I didn't do my homework so I'm faking sick" energy.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Donate to Help Maya's Family Secure Stable Housing, organized by Maya Preisler Hi, my name is Maya and I’m a hardworking, disabled, and chronically ill auntie… Maya Preisler needs your support for Help Maya's Family Secure Stable Housing

Donate if you can, share if you can't.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Gavin sitting down with Charlie Kirk makes him ALSO a Nazi bootlicker even if his kid wasn't a fan.

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

Can't believe it's been a whole year since Tenacious D broke up.

9 months ago 5 0 0 0

Me, a slut for Star Trek?

9 months ago 11 1 0 0

I'm excited!

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Now would be a good time for democrats to decide if they’re on the side of democrats

9 months ago 690 64 11 8

There's no unskilled labor, right?

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Many years ago when I worked at Culver's, they had a system for other stations in the kitchen to communicate with each other using cheese, condiments and how the bun is placed or tilted on the lip of a tray. That kind of stuff is so interesting and useful.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and a pen-and-ink illustration of a woman sweeping dirt under a rug.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and a pen-and-ink illustration of a woman sweeping dirt under a rug.

Whelve [welv]
(v.)
-To conceal, hide or bury something beneath something else.
-To turn over and hide something underneath; to bury something.

Used in a sentence:
“Housekeeping around here is basically a frantic scurryfunge where I whelve everything under the coats in the hall closet.”

9 months ago 184 48 6 8
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Today is our 13th anniversary! Celebrate with us by indulging in a particularly delicious drink or snack!
I'd also like to take the opportunity to tell everyone how much my wife (Angie) and I truly appreciate all of you! Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your love and support!

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