This woman would make an excellent president

I really did choose the dumbest name for my debut novel

What a wild Trilogy. From “one man can change the world with a bullet in the right place” through Alan Price’s songs to a Shakespeare quoting giant brain in a jar.

No point at all. None.

And some Dems too. And most billionaires. Best we do away with the lot of them I say

Kin Ell!

Atta boy. Who’s a good pup? Yes you are. Yes you are.

Is it Cornish (in location I mean)?

You know outside the US, they still report your mass shootings when they happen.

Wait!!

All this time, while being a cunt, you considered yourself a Catholic?

Oh Dude. 😂😂😂😂

Gotta be honest I NEVER saw a sealed album in the 20th century. I’m not saying they’re didn’t come shrink wrapped but I never saw one. The disc was often behind the counter in a weird library numbering system. Never even considered sealed an option until the 180 gram boom of the millennium.

Or you could use their name

Eric is wise.

The thing about solar is that it was always the most obvious energy source. Like literally, shining down on us every day. THAT's what makes stuff work. If we'd stuck with that kind of thinking...

This is utterly awesome

The fact it has got this far tells us all we needed to know.

Fucking Awesome! Well done.

I'm guessing BlueSky is not a priority for you guys.

I'm gonna take back some of the shit I talked about Saturday Night Live UK. Turns out I've just been in a foul mood. It's pretty bloody funny in places.

This Diamond of a Human is 80. And still with us. With all the crap going on in the world that is a very very great thing. Gawd Love the man. Happy Birthday Tim!

In the fifth, your ass goes down, my son

That is excellent

a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top Alt: a picture of a guillotine in action

Why not just…

I heard someone on here calling it the Burger King James Version and I spat tea.

The gospel of Pierre and his mademoiselle

It’ll stay with me for days