Hole in one for Seixas 🙃
Posts by Dan Deakins
"They're about to take on the wall of wee"
Careful Hannah! 😂🟡🚿
guys UAE bought instagram followers to chase Visma it's frying me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bonjour to Lenny Martinez's moustache only 😂
Sorry, slightly mangled that. When the TNT thing was announced, they were quoted in that press release saying it was great that cycling would be on a platform alongside football and rugby etc. Which amounts to the same thing just minus saying paywall.
*Inserts gif of drinking tea to calm down*
Hey, even put the Grand Depart stages live on Quest! You know, that Freeview channel where they put their crap highlights package and don't promote it.
Cycling Weekly reported in January that Christian Prudhomme and UK Grand Depart director, Paul Bush, are working on getting both the Femmes and Hommes Grand Departs onto free-to-air, and I really hope they can. Hopefully the BBC for the largest audience.
So you and Adam were waxing lyrical about how great it is for cycling to be behind a paywall with all the other sports, but now the UK Grand Depart Femmes should be free to air, but no UK broadcaster wants to show it?!
I could rant for hours on this bloody TNT/free-to-air thing, but this from Orla ticks me off a bit.
What part of TNT has exclusive coverage of the TDFF are you missing.
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Why did the Flèche Wallonne finish end up in Huy?
a) the town out-bid other locations
b) the Mur de Huy was mouthwatering
c) the organiser’s car broke down in Huy one day
New Tour jersey for Visma-LAB
LOCK, STOCK AND TWO DEFLATING TYRES (www.velogames.com/womens-class...) swept the podium at the Amstel Gold Race, to top the daily leaderboard of Velogames Fantasy Womens Classics with over 100 points gap to the next team. YOUR TEAM NAME (www.velogames.com/womens-class...) retain the overall lead.
Ah I forgot about that! Healy, Del Grosso, Gilmore then 😁
Pidcock, Gilmore, Del Grosso
Listening to Ned commentate solo on a race where he knows almost nobody is wonderfully amusing 😆
#TourofHainan
Just superb
"Champions League: team from Paris play by the Mersey, say merci, and show none as Liverpool exit the competition"
When you watch/listen to a sports broadcast for the presenter's intro, that's cultural heritage. See James Richardson and Gary Imlach.
Alastair MacKellar, the last rider to finish this year's men's Paris-Roubaix, missing the time cut by three minutes.
He finished the race 17 minutes faster than Peter Sagan when he won it in 2018
Falso Plano preview of Tour of Hainan
Happy Hainan starts tomorrow!
THIS IS CYCLING
this is the future that liberals want
Eurosport Spain reporting that the French President has intervened to have his say on Paul Seixas staying at Decathlon-CMA CGM www.eurosport.es/ciclismo/inf... (🇪🇸)
Tadej Pogacar: "Where is this club?"
"Tadej could join an exclusive club that has won all 5 monuments"
Tadej: "Where is this club"
"VIP section for you!"
Tadej: "Ah, that's boring, I thought it was an actual club" 😂🕺
"When you pull in the peloton, you go bald"
Mikkel Bjerg bald era incoming
Big sweep of the rider transfer market with more suggestions than moves, but Ben Turner leaving Ineos for Soudal-Quickstep reports HLN. Laporte renewing at Visma-LAB. Intermarché after French riders, eg Madouas while De Lie leaving, linked to RedBull and Tudor www.hln.be/wielrennen/s... (🇳🇱)
Ineos losing Ben Turner to Quick Step?!
Great move for Ben, but come on...
Wout Van Aert always said if he won Paris-Roubaix, he would send the bouquet to Michael Goolaerts' parents.
Some things are more meaningful than words can ever express.
Michael Goolaerts 🖤
Ah! But he didn't get to have a finishers Roubaix shower 😄
Thanks for the added context though.
Ronan Augé facetimes his father, Stéphane Augé from the Roubaix velodrome showers
Stéphane Augé started Paris-Roubaix three times but never finished. On Sunday, his son, Ronan Augé, got to show him the famous Roubaix velodrome showers after finishing his debut Paris-Roubaix with the Rose Rockets.
175 uniquely beautiful stories.
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Tadej Pogacar's Instagram. Photo of the podium of the 2026 Paris-Roubaix with Wout, Tadej and Jasper
In all the chaos and emotions of Sunday, we maybe overlooked Jasper Stuyven returning the Quick Step jersey to the podium of a cobbled monument. The first since Asgreen won De Ronde in 2021, and the first time at Roubaix since Gilbert and Lampaert in 2019 🇧🇪