Haha!

Man, nothing will get you blocked faster than liking 24 of my posts in the same day. Yikes.

I’d like term limits for literally every public office. And state and local party orgs she have to put a candidate up for every race or face fines or something. Indiana would be a very different place if the Dem party was effective at all.

on my walk this morning, I found a wallet with the cash still in it in the middle of a busy street in my neighborhood and took it back to its owner, and then I got swooped by a bald eagle. What other miracles are going to happen today?!

The boxes of them we threw away last time we moved. So many boxes.

I’ve been so mad for so long that they can’t even be bothered to pretend they respect the electorate.

OMG, Leavitt saying it was “a doctored image.” We know. Light does not naturally flow from those rotting hands, lady.

I could not be pissier about Oasis getting into the hall of fame and not INXS. 🤮

This is the answer. We only remember the cool kids, but the cool kids were badly outnumbered.

And Kevin McCarthy saying everyone in Congress knew to keep their staffers away from him, but staying quiet about it until now and wanting to look like the good guy for speaking up.

Wow! Really? I had no idea.

Is Rubio drunk? He looks drunk as hell.

we don’t owe the “why didn’t she report it” crowd a single response

I am almost 100% certain Netanyahu bribed him.

The suburb to my immediate north has the most roundabouts per capita of any city in America. I definitely hate them, but what I hate most about them is the way other people drive in them. Feel like I have to let go and let god every time I enter one.

A while back, I said I think a hell of a lot of people are only interested in the Epstein files because they’re a gotcha about Trump. How you respond to the allegations against Eric Swalwell will be a great big tell for whether that’s true or not. Do you believe women? Or do you just hate Trump?

Unless a writer is verrrrrry exceptional with language, like, stick with the words we have instead of making new ones up. There are plenty available.

Oh, god, no thank you.

They made up a narrative that women always lie about sexual violence, and then they convinced a whole lot of people to believe it, and a lot of people thought, why would they do that? This is why.

JD Vance is a power-hungry monster and I am legitimately shocked that he hasn’t attempted to invoke the 25th today in order to take the power he thinks he deserves.

Setting the extreme horror of the situation aside, which I know is a lot to set aside, the fact that this guy has positioned himself as some great deal negotiator for more than 50 years and his only negotiating tactic is brutal threats is really something.

Gender is like a mafia protection scheme. Do what we tell you to do or we will make your life so miserable that you need us to protect you from us.

I misread this as “sad chowder” and briefly worried.

Almost beside the point, but if a member of your household has spent $25,000 and you can plausibly claim you didn’t know what they were doing, you have too much money.

In a week?!?!?!?!

I wrote about a camp, 27 girls who drowned due to astonishing failures to plan, and hundreds of families going back anyway. nymag.com/intelligence...

Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.

My sister read The Amityville Horror to me out loud when I was like six. I honestly might never get over it.

Whew, #Boilers. That was closer than I would’ve liked.

There’s never any absolutes there. But I’m interested in the economics around it, and how publishers will or will not engage with financial liability.