They threw beans on him....

They threw beans at him!

A news article that says "seals remember what they just did - but only for about 18 seconds" and the image has been edited to be the pokemon spheal (round seal) from the pokearth youtube video lying vacantly in the snow

Spams u

What if i was a silly creature

I get to go to a game store today

What if What Is, Is?

That'd be crazyyy

Also side note but i feel like everytime u video game post u always have the best taste in games.

Lessgooo! Nice!

I still haven't gotten too deep into 2 yet, but i remember terror missions from 1 could be absolutely brutal

Idk 3 survivors, seems like that was an easy one

Yknow its fascinating to me that some few people actually manage to never grow up. Like idk i didn't have much of a say in the matter how the hell did you manage that

Bro u want $2 from me thats 4 decicadians

Recontextualizing budgeting by how many cadians i could get with that money

$10 sandwich? Thats 2 cadians
$12 cigarettes? Thats 2.5 cadians
$30 vape? Thats like 7 cadians
$50 grocery haul? Baby thats a whole damn squad u sure

Green apple Gatorade review:

*Takes sip*
Wtf?
*Takes another sip*
Wtf??
*Chugs half the bottle*
Wtf!

Its not that i disagree with everyone its just that im the only one who is right

Chocky milk :3

Theres some concept my brain is circling but it hasn't figured it out yet

Someone presenting the world in a light of "everything and everyone is terrible except us" should make one immediately leave the conversation because you are listening to a recruitment pitch

Feeling like im about 2 bad things away from falling into absolute despair so maybe ill just hide from everyone

U should tell me about this later bc these words have formed an unbreakable phalanx of letters that my brain cannot defeat

Defensive optimism

Bweh

🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨 IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

bweh

I refuse to believe in the non-existence of the soul. I could entirely be convinced they just forgot to put mine in.

Do i have a soul? How do i get one if not? Is there a store or like a distributor somewhere?

Im reading through The Faith of Beasts and goddamn i love this

Morals smorals

This post is just humorslop. You only like it because its funny

Music that feels like walking dramatically forward into the climax of the movie