Haha they do because you have to get a cast iron skillet really hot in the oven first, then you pour the batter in

Sometimes I'll make a dutch baby pancake and I only recently remembered that I make them because I learned about them from a 2013 episode of Bob's Burgers.

Today at school I said something in Spanish and a girl said, "Yesss bilingual queen!"

I bought a bunch of navel oranges, and one of them was randomly a blood navel on the inside.

I have made the unfortunate mistake of spending 15 years proving myself to be competent and now I am being punished with more responsibility.

Obviously it was over a reasonable period of time, but I'm still reckoning with the fact that I ate two pounds of dates all by myself.

I'm sorry but photosynthesis is fucking bonkers.

Pop-up stripper night at a Rhode Island local chain restaurant, call it Legs and Gregg's.

I'm remembering that the reason I stayed off fb for so long is because I don't really want to know the thoughts of peripheral people in my life that well.

A sophomore asked me—in complete innocence and in front of the whole class—what a golden shower is.

Could be time for a career change, I don't know.

I'm sorry but school starts at 8:00, and to me if you're not in your room, settled in, and ready to greet students at 7:55, I think you're late.

I am coordinating meeting my British friend for bar trivia at 8 p.m., and he is texting me about the "pub quiz at 20:00."

I can't believe a TEENAGER told ME to smile.

Currently obsessed with Phlogiston Theory, an 18th-Century idea that combustible objects contained an element called phlogiston, which they lost when they burned and became "dephlogisticated."

I lived in Providence for seven years before I moved to the South Side, and then suddenly Warwick became a part of my life.

We're going to be rich 🙏

Bonus $$$ for keeping Christ in Christmas.

Since the government is banning Red No. 3, I'm convinced if I wait a few months I can get a lot of money out of some contrarian conservative moron by selling them this unopened bottle of food dye.

I am becoming vaguely concerned about my caffeine intake.

Based on the pronunciations in the biology textbook my school uses, I was like, "This is not General American English. This author has got to be from NY or New England." And sure enough, he grew up in NJ right outside NYC and has been in Boston and Providence since the 70's.

"Chlorophyll" below:

Debí tirar menos fotos de cuando te tuve.

Ok so based on the way my back is feeling right now, seems I was a little reckless with my deadlift form this morning.

Sometimes I think I'm a messy person but then I cover another teacher's class and sit at their desk and ... you know what, I'm pretty clean and organized.

Lmao I had a night terror and literally yelled in my sleep. My partner had to wake me up. What is going on with me lately.

People need to stop boosting my ego, they're creating a monster.

If your bestie casually asks you a month before your birthday what your favorite dessert flavors are, it is because I have sent them to do recon and I am making you a cake.

I woke up this morning and had an epiphany.

Thing about me, I will COMMIT to a stupid bit.

I cannot get another friend/follow request from another Providence gay man I don't recognize, bro, I'm at my limit 😭