Happy birthday!

You'd have made a fine American teenager back then

You won't be so smug once I turn acorns into literal golden eggs.

That's what they said about Sargon and UKIP, and we're still only moments away from Trump tweeting about Gamergate.

I know just the party for that!

Based

The dear leaders reign is eternal like the sun Mr woke beer lover.

You've never been to California before have you buddy?

You literally can't even see or find your own oinky

Why doesn't the bum get a job and get a tent himself?

He's not Asian tho

9/11!

“the president got mad at a television commercial so now your maple syrup is more expensive” is no way to run a country

The Great Father will not be pleased

Ok Twitter is dead, you're all stuck with me.

The dear leader is so full of optimism 😍

Sounds like someone's never seen them John Wick documentaries.

I see nothing wrong with this and hope both sides keep it up!

Right-Wing Pedophile Defenders Are Now Pointing Blame At Epstein Victims

Did he bring Lauren Bobert with him?

You looking for any roommates? Asking for a friend.

You wouldn't be saying that if you were driving a Ford F350 around town.

This'll definitely cause the price of eggs to drop now! Another day, another L for libcucks 😎

Writing in Zelensky on the next Democratic primary imo

Yeah but this is America, we're never allowed to have nice things.

“This Guy Makes Sure Planes Aren’t Falling From the Sky”— Bluesky Reacts to Sean Duffy Naked Dance Video On reality TV, Trump’s Transportation Secretary exposed himself publicly

“This Guy Makes Sure Planes Aren’t Falling From the Sky”— Bluesky Reacts to Sean Duffy Naked Dance Video

On reality TV, Trump’s Transportation Secretary exposed himself publicly

That's the new National Anthem.

Ukraine knows what's up 😎

another video of Syria "saying goodbye" to the russians🧐👌

Damn I wanna be as cool as you rn