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Rest in peace boo boo m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFmE...

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

yeah i think in that case you just unfollow them and let their good posts come to you as nature intended

oh but you're talking about people who literally *post* that much. wow. okay never mind lol

there still isn't a "mute retweets from this user" option on here right? possibly the only sorely-missed feature of the other platform, for me, personally

Morus Gobe - laverbread connoisseur and shoreline bard. While known for his forlorn demeanour (often channeled through his free verse poetry) he’s guaranteed to cheer up when presented with a hearty portion of laverbread or the occasional choc-ice.

Finding out Dunwall from Dishonored is partially inspired by Dundee, Scotland is no surprise and I’ll leave it at that

no way that people wouldn't just respond scaramouche (scaramouche, can you do the fandango? thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me! galileo! (galileo) galileo! (galileo) galileo figaro magnificooooooooooooo, etc)

who the fuck is scraeming "IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never immanentize the eschaton

The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

cats are just so hopeful! we should all follow gio's example and remember to honour cats for their boundless optimism, like you can see his respect for the cat increase halfway through his sentence when he switches to the formal pronoun

people surface funny posts from that "user was blocked for this post" account, but if you go through them, every 10th one is a cry for help. and it doesn't matter whether you perceive them as coming from spambots or from desperate people in need, none of those posts needed to be decontextualised

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i love it and i love how there might be a couple of french canadians in there too

youtube thumbnail for a video titled "Never Give Up on your Bird who Secretly want Spinach". the thumbnail is a light brown dove with a single spinach leaf on its head

a head of broccoli between two mossy rocks in an otherwise pristine river. no, I don’t know why it’s there either

my favourite thing so far about visiting the scottish highlands is getting to see wild broccoli in its natural habitat

Thanks to andrew and all for letting me draw so many [LITTLE][NORMAL] guys and [RANDOM][NORMAL] objects 🙏 please enjoy them

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

i just reblooted myself because it's one of my lalias

an odd-looking duck. there's something about his eyes, hypnotic
his eyes are almost entirely black!

what's better than this? guys being roommates

i don’t get this post. is it supposed to be funny

an odd-looking duck. there's something about his eyes, hypnotic
his eyes are almost entirely black!

Coal storage infrastructure

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

doesn't sound like erin so it must have been the cat