Jesus. That's awful Shosh

Im begging my local tourism association to learn how to Bcc

"Denial is a River" / "Boiled Peanuts" - Doechii (LIVE on The Late Show) YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Yeah I get that

Lmao I love it

I'm at a restaurant where the only server working is currently feeding his baby and we have all just collectively decided to be quiet and sit here until he's done lol

It sure is. I've just accepted that this is my life lmao

Yeah

I am trying. The advice is to learn how to wake yourself up but it's easier said than done lol. I've had them since I went to Costa Rica in 2009

a woman in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a mirror . ALT: a woman in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a mirror .

Now you understand why I am tired all the time lol

So far its like "choking on live bees while they nest in my mouth" or "people take their skin off at night" so not great lmao

I started a dream journal to catalogue my chronic nightmares because people in my life are super fascinated with them but, after one week, I realized it looks like the diary of a serial killer lol

Aww I'm sorry Jorge

My boss was supposed to be starting parental leave on the 19th but I found out this afternoon that she's already left! So I guess I'm Interim Executive Director with no crossover.

Happy birthday trip!!! Have so much fun!

My family has been real dinks about us making cookies this year. My aunt expected to pay us $20 for 8 dozen cookies. My uncle wants us to ship them across the country through FedEx. So our Christmas messages are starting to get spicy.

The joy of my life is opening my email and seeing an uncorrected proof of a book that a publisher knows I really want to read

So I'm driving to work this morning and this asshole runs a stop sign and almost cuts me off. Then they turn up the next street and I realize that asshole is my mother lmao

Climb the fences. Let Mickey take you out

Carrots are the all purpose food

Helping with my mom's insane Christmas village this weekend and I already want to be done lol

The sun is looking very ominous today

My city's snow removal is too tired. Just did a drive by grading at 8pm on my street and just pushed all the snow into the side of my car. It took me 40 minutes and my parents pushing to get me out. There are at least 10 other cars on my block and several blocks around me that are stuck now. Lmao

Oh fun colours!

Sometimes I forget but now I remember

So proud of you

I'm already done with winter

Unfortunately I don't know any general book sellers but I do know queer and feminist focused and owned publishers

I don't know what that is but it sounds like it probably isn't the greatest

Full blizzard out this morning which makes sense because I had my window open last night and was confused when I would wake up and my face was wet