Update:
He’s a sweetheart. I cut into his conversation with a rando about taxes and he had my back about how a progressive tax bracket benefits everyone. And that the millionaires tax in MA didn’t result in a mass exodus of millionaires
Scene: the alley bar
Friend: oh look who just walked in. Foghorn Leghorn.
Me: *looks* *immediately starts laughing cuz it’s totally accurate*
ok I’m over it
Omg same too
Should have included this photo with the original skeet lol
🎶This twink is expired!! This twink is expire-e-e-e-ered🎶 (to the tune of “Girl On Fire”)
I vote smooth handle so as to not distract from the beautiful grain in that wood!!
What does the door look like?
Now why did this song come up next on this playlist?
Yup. The staff of Fritz moved to Cathedral Station when the hotel rebranded Trophy Room.
I would argue that Fritz closing was the beginning of the end cuz you didn’t then have the Club Cafe-Fritz-Eagle trifecta thereto easily bounce between. Cathedral is just a bit too far away and then everyone started going to DOT
Maybe a stylized figure skate?
OMGGG — Dr. Biden!!!
Smart move
Kinda want a slutty little thigh tattoo but also don’t know what I should get
Screenshot of text exchange Me: And then sang Little Mermaid at karaoke cuz it was Disney night Friend: Perfect for someone who's oddly both Ariel and Ursula lol Me: How am I Ursula?!!& Friend: You can be maniacal when you want to be lol Me: I'm a goddamned ingenue!! (Quoting Megan Hilty is Death Becomes Her)
I don’t have words
Just stay up all night (saying this as if I would actually manage to do this and not miss the flight)
Well yes
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
It’s worse than you think cuz the box looks exactly the same but the cans are different
Photo of me looking pensive while skating and getting ready for my program.
Hitting a pose during my skating program
Presenting to the judges while friends are standing and cheering in the bleachers behind me
A photo of the cheering section in focus while I’m out of focus. The banner is apt to say “FRIENDS”
Professional photos are in!! Such a great time performing this program and loved seeing the reaction from my friends in the crowd
I think there are plenty of theological-oriented reasons to find the Trump as Christ images offensive. But, I think there’s also a real secular concern about the judgment and stability of a man who earnestly compares himself to God.
Kermit the Frog is WEAK on Crime
I’m sorry but “Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime” is unintentionally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Trump’s brain is actually just mush now
I need Myki Meeks and Darlene Mitchell to take turns reading the tweet off a teleprompter
Des Moines 😘
