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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

oh word? damn that's crazy, if only anyone had brought it up to her at the time

the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

"If we lose hope, we're doomed."

We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00) ABC: Attack On America America Attacked America In Crisis America Still In Crisis NBC: A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You? CBS Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit Medicating Dan Rather BET Wartime At The Apollo Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change MTV The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy Carson Daly In Way Over His Head Lifetime Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls History Last Tuesday In History Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It Last Tuesday In History (rerun)

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

Charlie Kirk was shot while sitting under a banner that says "Prove me wrong" which means satirists can just... pack up and go home, I guess?

GOOD DAY TO B E ONLINE "NUFF SAID" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WE NEEDED ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

wild way to learn that there is at least one (1) legitimate etsy witch.

suspicious timing…

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

that smile when she realized she was gonna get away with it

WSJ Zohran Mamdani promised free juice in his high school campaign for class vice president. He lost, but it was the start of an improbable rise.

when you run out of racism

Firefox extension for those who are interested.

the problem with proving that trans kids end up committing suicide is that dead trans kids aren't around to fill out the surveys you would typically use to measure such data.

"you taught the world about freedom and it's time for us to return the favor"

hot damn

Trans women banned from using women’s toilets in parliament The Commons has been accused of a ‘knee-jerk response’ after changing its guidance for single-sex bathroom facilities

This is absolute madness. Trans women must use the men's toilet in parliament buildings, unless they work there, in which case they can use the women's

If a worker visits on her day off, which does she use? 🙄

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

Miss Major, Trans Rights Trailblazer, Issues Dire Warning After Airport Incident The 78-year-old Stonewall veteran said she was initially turned away while trying to board a domestic flight.

1. After being blocked from traveling in an airport with her drivers license, transgender rights trailblazer Miss Major issues a dire warning on encroachments to transgender rights.

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Now up on our the homepage of our website, a comprehensive downloadable guide to what to say once you have a meeting set up with your MP (if you haven't yet - please keep writing!)

Only way to do it if you love your kid.

Fuck John Lithgow, fuck Nick Frost, fuck anyone involved in that shitshow, I hope it ends all of their careers.