head cocked. ha, i see what you did there.

screenshot of a reddit post in r/Weirddreams u/JakeLolz_onyoutube • 1y NSFW I had a dream I had a fully functioning human penis on the side of my head It was like a pimple, and it was to-scale. Like, on my forehead. I woke up thinking "WTF did I just dream? [deleted] • 1y Sounds like a wild dream!!!

its actually very funny how the boyfriend looks like the asshole in this situation

lets combine forces

can we see some of them? 🥵

thanks dad

standing their ground hard as fucking hell

screenshot of post from r/poopstories: u/MagicMushroom698 • 18d NSFW Taking Massive Dumps Now Ever since I started to taking better care of myself and also eating more fiber and cruciferous vegetables, I've noticed that my BMs now are huge. In the past few months there have been several occasions where I drop massive logs probably as long as my forearm. They feel so amazing coming out and am shocked to see how big they are at times. Today was no exception! NenadVet • 18d Can we see some of them? No_Ship_5605 • 16d Wow! SpecialistStill4154 • 16d Fu k yeah Mine are always huge too

screenshot of instagram messages (story reply to a girl with big boobs) a: them titties tho lol b: this is her boyfriend a: tell her i said "them titties tho" b: where tf do you want to be buried a: in those titties bro duh!!

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trippy as hell

idk if thats possible

i’m gonna drink them anyways

for every follower i gain today i will drink one (1) beer

smart honestly.

hmmm id have to think

i am actually that guy. everyone calls me constantly to use my truck bed.

trailers? they’re built for carrying titties and ice cold beer.

and a trailer full of sexy women holding bottles of beer,,

i’ve actually designed a few. i’m very adamant on my trans homies driving big trucks.

an ass eye THEE bowl. cause it’s goated.

yee hawr

yku need this bad boy

facts #this #THIS

möther, for i am…… i’m starving…… am dizzy……

follow my favorite cowboy, @guypussy.bsky.social. he’s really close to 10k.

but Oleander SLAPS

i love heroin albums

yea now that i came out of my cage or whatever

möther , please ……. i am famished