failing the parallel parking segment of my mech license test (i stepped on a cybortruck)

feint with earnesty then pull a right hook punchline

they gave me the "honorary lesbian" title

I have a younger cousin in elementary school that can't do any manual handwriting without a stress-induced outburst. It's the tappy screen or nothing.

I feel ya. I've been totally burned out on the online side of things :/

she gets the cuck coffin

no one chooses the hypnagogic state, it chooses us :3

embrace the hypnagogue

famous last quotes (Achilles of Greece)

caramel macchia-toe

A photo of an erupting volcano with bright orange lava spewing hundreds of feet into the air from a black spatter cone, accompanied by thick white puffs of gas. The lava flows down a narrow slope at the front of the cone, creating a snaking, glowing river of lava against the dark fresh-basalt landscape under a cloudy sky.

Fagradalsfjall's Fountains of Fire. #Photography

Photo centered on Ruby's voluptuous ass. She is wearing black black fishnet stockings. The ass is irresistible.

General reminder that I carry this around

#monochromemonday #nsfw #trans #over30 #over40 #vixen

time to get meshed up 😎

Selfie photo of Ruby's shapely torso; wearing a black dress, black underwear, and black fishnets.

Up close and personal

#vixen #over30

Photo: rear shot of saucy vixen laying sideways on bed, with the curves of ass prominent. She wears fishnet stockings and a studded belt

You can eat cake for breakfast, lunch or dinner

Ruby posing in front of a window in a downtown cityscape. She wears a sleek black dress and a vixen's grin.

The days are getting longer and warmer. Come out of hibernation and let's spend time together.

Available in Seattle throughout March 🌿

#oursky #dateseattle #gfe

you can't say she doesn't know a few things about what trans women like

"I understand ma'am but you are making a mistake. I am not your 'uhaul-bait muscle mommy'. This is a Wendy's"

Photo of the Week VolcanoDiscovery: Photo of the Week

Photo of the Week: Night-time lava fountain at the rim of the lake

that's what gets me about alcohol too; it has an inflammatory effect and that feel bad on hurty brain

more fiber in the diet

chronically overheated girlmech with weak heat sinks: :((((

i have been handed both a ziploc bag and a syringe full of cum

reaction depends on if it's been kept refrigerated

when keanu shows up to see it through <3

as I like to put it, we are 0 to 2 degrees away from the craziest shit on the planet

clocky

guys that say "ohhh yeahhh" when they smash that inner wall

You might wonder why I mix my professional presence with casual banter.

The internet is littered with scam accounts, throughout social media and listing sites. Clients have a hard time finding real providers.

The intent is to be both so real and so strange that I can't be mistaken for a fake.