Kalamazoo medieval conference usually does a dance party. Feels weird that it's not more normalized like we didn't just spend 3-4 days in a stuffy academic setting building up steam that needs blowing off.
Talk to me about "tyranny" when you wanna address what Abbott did without voter input. Until then you're boring; just a lot of white noise and nonsense.
None of these pearl clutching motherfuckers said shit when Texas forced a mid-decade redistricting on us without input or transparency. Now they see and feel changing winds and think that maybe they fucked around too close to the sun and are terrified what finding out may look like. Yawn.
You don't understand, full sheet pan of tres leches cake, you're stuck in here with ME.
With all due respect, ma'am, I no longer understand what the fuck a six page paper fucking looks like.
We could be living in a world of rain days but we gotta stay on that productivity grind in service to the god Economy and his Church of Infinite Growth At All Costs.
I hate driving in normal conditions and they should stop making me drive when it's wet.
They should close cities down when it rains like they do with snow and ice.
This is an amazing idea that can lead only to amazing things.
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Still pondering whale law, personally.
But what if, and I know this sounds weird, what if I don't WANT my TV to be powered by AI SmartVision?
I love Jackie.
I don’t love the term ‘color barrier’.
Sounds like a force of nature. Like the sound barrier. A thing that just exists.
But the color barrier was people. White people. Who would harm, prosecute or kill us for participating in life.
Like what society does to trans people now.
Everyone always forgets about this part.
Sterlin Harjo is preternaturally good at television.
That Hell Is Real billboard is literally for you.
Movies are Satan's influence, Stabby, we've talked about this.
An entire genre of guy. If your kids are on campus the odds they're being yelled at by a guy who doesn't go there and who is entirely unaffiliated with the college are high. As we speak, a random strange guy is probably yelling at your college student. Almost 100% odds if they're at a state school.
Asserting dominance by maintaining eye contact with the plumber while I pee.
News made a huge deal about the "massive Charlie Kirk memorial" on our campus as if 99.99% of attendees weren't non-students who have either never set foot on a campus or haven't set foot on a campus in decades coming in and yelling about students.
The modern urge to send a text that says "hey I sent you an email" after sending them an email.
Elizabeth Bennet:
Imagine making The Lowdown and it's your second best show.
Sterlin Harjo is preternaturally good at television.
just a couple of weeks too late for maybe the funniest confluence of events there could have ever been.
Which is honestly a great pitch.
Me: It's gonna cost HOW MUCH???
Plumber: That's today prices. I can't guarantee he's not gonna say something that makes this twice as much in a month.
Look, universe, when I said "let all collapse" I was speaking about abstracts, not my sewer line.
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
I can and will fuck up multiple of those Midtown frozen pizzas from HEB. Screamin Sicilian also goes hard.
