Naming my first born son Walton

It’s kind of unbelievable Lisa can’t just say she’s sorry #RHOSLC

End of an era 💔

Make horror its own category you cowards

Jarrod made his way up to 8th for sliding into Mary’s DMs

My aunt and her roommate of 20 years

Say what you want about Angie, but you can’t deny that she’s an INCREDIBLE housewife #RHOSLC

This is an insane outfit to wear to a bat mitzvah lol #RHOSLC

oh my god

I say this literally every season but Kyle needs to go #RHOBH

Thank you this is what I’ve been saying!! I genuinely think Dorit didn’t know…but PK 👀

I don’t wear mittens because what if I need to flip someone off

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

How is it only 4pm on Monday

Still thinking about Mary telling Robert Jr, “I won’t judge you…but I won’t support it.” Truly one of the most nuanced and brave scenes in housewives history, and a reminder of how powerful reality TV can be at its best 🥲 #RHOSLC

Obsessed with this diva

I know this is a joke but I’ve had at least 3 friends start smoking cigarettes to quit vaping

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Britani’s comments on her TikTok are killing me #RHOSLC

#RHONY compilations setting the ambiance at Friendsgiving

Ever since Matt Gaetz’s botched Botox made him look like a cartoon villain, he’s really committed to the role

TIME OF DEATH: JARED OSMOND IN MARY COSBY'S DMS #RHOSLC

“Because it was my god damn credit card” like oh my god?? #RHOSLC

Bronwyn eating these women ALIVE she’s the best first season housewife in years #RHOSLC

Dorit knew she was on the chopping block so she showed up with a pack of Newports and a divorce plot line #RHOBH

Can’t wait to reply to every mildly relevant post with this pic #rhobh

The way I’m convincing people to join both Bluesky and AMC Stubs feels like I’m running two complex pyramid schemes

Isn’t there a whole Black Mirror episode abou— you know what never mind