Dog sneeze on my laptop. Pretty sure that means @pwag should buy me a new one.

Did get to sleep before 4am, but not til 1am. Now I am up for the day, so I'm sure not getting ahead here. Ah well, will sleep in tomorrow.

Going to try to fall asleep before 4am tonight. Wish me luck.

Jesus, this place's terrifying today. Being aggressively stared at by a man, made eye contact & then he came & sat by me to start stare more

Felt like I stumbled into the Twilight Zone.

Ran a program in another library, a woman I DO NOT KNOW spent the whole time taking about how long it had been since she saw me & where.

The chairs in this doctor's office waiting room are disgusting. Ensuring future business? *shudder*

Finished my third book of 2015. In 2012, I don't think I read 3 books in the whole year. Stephen King's new book next, maybe.

Home, but the husband & kids aren't. And neither is the pizza I was promised. #AllTheWoe

How's that for freaking depressing? "Well, I better work hard, because maybe I'll get this money back in 63 years."

Then it has you pick your deductions based on when you want to retire & goes from 60 to 85. 1993 or later means they're ONLY 22!

"This new fund is designed for those born in 1993 or later. Now is a good time to consider when plan to retire." ...

Got a notice that they're adding a new type of retirement fund to our options...

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, GUYS! I know everything.

Me: "Digits" means his phone number.
Library Tween: Oh good. Man, you know everything.

"Question 7: Do you consider a party a success if you A: Get a boy's digits? B: A phone full of pics w/your BFF? WHAT'S A BOY'S DIGIT?!"

Library tweens are making me take a "Which Taylor Swift Song Are You"? quiz.

I just inhaled a pizza bagel & all is right with the world.

And eat pizza & chocolate. By the heap.

We're going to make voodoo dolls, write break-up letters between literary couples, decorate snarky conversation heart cookies...

Planning an Anti-Valentine's Day teen party on Friday the 13th. An after-hours lock-in. The teens are getting really excited!

I hate how FB resets to "Top Stories" & makes me look like I'm combing through people's week-old feeds looking for stuff to comment on.

Dammit. I printed out the delicious-sounding cake recipe @SecretBeck sent me & left it in the printer at work.

We're back in bed. Dinner & the movie was good. But Twitter in bed with a @DeschutesBeer? Better.

Craving spinach dip & french bread. That's new.

Those subway PSAs from NYC are making me never, ever want to go to NYC. *bathes for ever*

Home from work, in my PJs, the 12yo is making dinner & DH & I are in our bed with our laptops. Decadent!

Do one of you REALLY like Olive Garden & go there often? I have a $5 gift card you can have. Just @ me.

I know you all hate people who Reply All to emails, but I REALLY REALLY hate group texts. Then the 400 morons who reply to everyone.

Nuh-night Twitter. Thank you for holding each other up.