The fish then started talking about how they were gonna make Mexico pay for the wall…

Oh sure, “we gave the cocaine to the fish”… yeah the fish did all the cocaine. NOT US!!” Said every coked up fisheries biologist I’ve ever talked to…

Elbows up Canada!! Sorry the US is offline due to viral corruption, but we’re working on it and hopefully will be restored (shit even functional would be nice) by the next election. Most of us hate him as much as you do. Keep an eye on your rich people corrupting your politics!!!

Hey nice being on the right side of this one chuck! Now step down so we can get a real leader in there, one that will commit to defunding Israel. Thanks!

What a shame

Ok great very performative, why don’t you ask dick Cheney what weight contempt of congress brings?

How much better would the world be if all the people in this photo were dead?

People who don’t want democracy shouldn’t be allowed to participate in it.

Happy Bday George!

We need to deal with these “media” corps when we’re getting rid of maga too.

Well, they ARE pedophiles so… who cares how they feel, right? Right?

Robots aren’t human, neither are corporations.

Because they’re black and he’s a racist, so I’m not surprised… but if he spent all his time talking about handgun homicides in this country he wouldn’t have time to murder innocent kids in other countries…

Where’d all those cosplaying 2nd amendment’ers go!?!?

oooooooooooo it's happening!

A sad statement on our society, politics, and media that a satirical news outlet (which has more journalistic integrity than all the major “news” broadcasters put together) purchased a dystopian mouthpiece psyop rag as troll and actually use it for some social good; but I’ll take what we can get!!!

1 in 3 Americans is a goddam moron

Hard pass

Can American citizens sign?

I miss President Obama so much. I will love that man forever.

Was he perfect? No.

But he was a man filled with decency, with an aura that moved your soul. He never punched down on people or dehumanized groups for a laugh. He understood the solemnity of the office, and he remains such a good man.

Let’s not forget the generational damage being done to our military right now: not only by running competent leadership out “cause woke”, but also a shining example to Gen Alpha just how bad an idea joining the military is in the first place… this damage will last way longer than trump/maga

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The real make America great again!

I mean ok, yes true, but have you also heard about a little group called the Catholic Church?

This is the crisis actor they’re always talking about!

This is why we can never let another Republican hold office; they’re all guilty.

I say accountability for them all, preferably with a blindfold on.

He’s the pied piper of the maga movement, now he’s trying to claim he wasn’t. Fuck Joe Rogan and the rest of the manosphere redpill alpha groyper pedophile protectors

The ones who believe in the war are the ones who should go fight it.

If the president is a terrorist, and you say “I was just supporting the president”; whether you’re a member of congress or just a voter, then you are a terrorist too.