There's a Loki summon in the new Final Fantasy game but after an extremely long cutscene of him getting pregnant by a horse all he does is deal 9999 damage to your own party.

All the pleasure of constant automated mistakes with none of the ability to scream "HUMAN. HUMAN. REPRESENTATIVE." until someone actually knows anything

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

dr bosconovitch

Yeah you're Gon. Gon be my mistress.

I don't often get mushy on here, but I want you to know I think of you all as friends. And I think of one of you as my wife. And I think of five to seven of you at any one time as my mistress. And I think of myself as Heihachi Mishima from the Tekken series of fighting games. The King of Iron Fist.

"full service" my ass

Get well. We need you in the fight for our lives.

It's curiously orange. Imho.

His skin, especially. Given his outrageous Hue

Typical bluesky poster who can't even read the NEWS

Dotard Drumlf is a presidunce 🤦‍♂️

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: What a pleasure to meet you. I'm Pignald Baldweeble.

CHARLES DICKENS: Yes, hello! (writing furiously in notebook)

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: You're not putting me in one of your idiotic little stories are you. Your stupid little books. Just because I look like a pig and I'm bald.

doctor baran al-ha...

There's another one. One that's very easy to rhyme...

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: What a pleasure to meet you. I'm Pignald Baldweeble.

CHARLES DICKENS: Yes, hello! (writing furiously in notebook)

PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: You're not putting me in one of your idiotic little stories are you. Your stupid little books. Just because I look like a pig and I'm bald.

divorce court prob

ELTON JOHN: Levon sells cartoon balloons in town. His family business thrives. Jesus blows up balloons all day, sits on the porch swing watching them fly.

BERNIE TAUPIN: (Chris Pratt in movie biopic) Uuhhhhh... 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝. Did you hit your head on the way over here or something, Reg??

(clinging to the underside of the pilot's Jetta) they can't take off before I arrive

NURSE: He's doing so well! He's talking. He points. I wrote it up here in this "talking, points" treatment memo.

Daniel.

(meeting any two people at the same time) Woww. I bet the sex is electric.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

I'm glad the onion thing is announced on the columbine date. It's good for the soul to see the rebuke of our ubiquitous ghouls. That's all.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

We must carry His spirit. It is time