I dont want them in my tower, but they're blinded by promises of gold

My tower is a tomb for the kings adventurers

He was also the first bald man in history

No one's asked me to be their April Fool
Maybe next year

Nurse get my surgical grilles, I'm going to bite this fuckers skull off

I mean I remember it, but man I try not to

I dont like to be told to experience something while parallel parking

I just kinda zoned out through that whole period

Walking around this structure high and worried that I look scary

Watched a goblin take two hits off the goop stick and go in circles

Fucked up in the carriage thinking about bugs

Regardless, we endure

One day we won't need to numb ourselves

Deal

It certainly gets the monster out of my room

It's been tough to be whimsical lately, but weed helps

I did the same but with an iced coffee and a chocolate chip brownie a couple days ago, it made things better for a moment

I just bring my bed to life and it clobbers the monster

One day I may ask you to bite a very specific ankle at a specific time, there is a funny future that must come to pass

I can grow you a new brain, I can even keep spares if youd like

And no harm actually comes to anyone, its closer to a tom and jerry thing

Yeah I havent been on top of my game lately, too busy with the horrors

Well, you've tried to eat my various magical gems, so I think we're even

I love being bizarre

I dont throw things at my homonculus enough

You'll understand when you see the fit

Just made a bunch of sentient marbles that only feel fear, AMA

Mine are slightly cooler

Got some new wizard ass sunglasses yesterday

Unfortunately, this gargoyle would try and get you