I dont want them in my tower, but they're blinded by promises of gold
Posts by Wizardo The Foolish
My tower is a tomb for the kings adventurers
He was also the first bald man in history
No one's asked me to be their April Fool
Maybe next year
Nurse get my surgical grilles, I'm going to bite this fuckers skull off
I mean I remember it, but man I try not to
I dont like to be told to experience something while parallel parking
I just kinda zoned out through that whole period
Walking around this structure high and worried that I look scary
Watched a goblin take two hits off the goop stick and go in circles
Fucked up in the carriage thinking about bugs
Regardless, we endure
One day we won't need to numb ourselves
Deal
It certainly gets the monster out of my room
It's been tough to be whimsical lately, but weed helps
I did the same but with an iced coffee and a chocolate chip brownie a couple days ago, it made things better for a moment
I just bring my bed to life and it clobbers the monster
One day I may ask you to bite a very specific ankle at a specific time, there is a funny future that must come to pass
I can grow you a new brain, I can even keep spares if youd like
And no harm actually comes to anyone, its closer to a tom and jerry thing
Yeah I havent been on top of my game lately, too busy with the horrors
Well, you've tried to eat my various magical gems, so I think we're even
I love being bizarre
I dont throw things at my homonculus enough
You'll understand when you see the fit
Just made a bunch of sentient marbles that only feel fear, AMA
Mine are slightly cooler
Got some new wizard ass sunglasses yesterday
Unfortunately, this gargoyle would try and get you