probably the most mischievous grin ever

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Twitter saying Serena Williams corny.

Your MAMMY corny bitch.

Drake has been harassing her in MUSIC, in PERSON, in INTERVIEWS for years. Sending subs to her EX, Common. Subbing her HUSBAND. She has not said a thing. She is MARRIED WITH 2 KIDS.

Men think they own you forever.

Egg prices are up 37% and rising.

It’s day 4.

Big air hi-five across the internet to anyone else who knew they were dead serious about project 2025. No one writes that many pages without meaning it.

How does terrorizing farm workers, school kids and hard working immigrants make America great, especially when you release and pardon violent insurrectionists?

White Nationalism is Nazism.

Damn we really have an Oompa Loompa and a guy who fucks couches as our president and vp

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

In hindsight, my coping strategy of “don’t think about it until January” was absolutely genius until it became January.

Today and in the coming days, remember

my hobbies? spotting parallels, identifying patterns, making connections, unraveling nuances, observing, pondering

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Facts! 👇🏾👇🏾

Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.

ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos

Welp…

when you walk into a restaurant and you think, wow hey i know this song, sometimes it's because it's playing at full volume from your jacket pocket

Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?

Hi, I’m God.

There is no free speech if only the rich and powerful are allowed to exercise it.

On repeat, 'The Line' by Twenty One Pilots! 👏