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Posts by Michael

The Maine has been one of my absolute favourite bands forever and I can’t wait to get my black butterfly tattoo and the new album today is soooo good but like where is the enunciation babes.

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A bat in a glamorous costume with the text “the horrors persist but so do I”

A bat in a glamorous costume with the text “the horrors persist but so do I”

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If I can stay just barely afloat financially for the next couple weeks I’m gonna be good because I’ll be so busy I won’t be spending any money at all wahooo

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17 Crimes by AFI playing at the gym what a banger of an album that was

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Ok quick assessment of my most recently listened new albums
1) Possibly the best record ever
2) Cacophonous but fun
3) A perfect pop album actually
4) Mid but nice
5) Easily the biggest disappointment in my life recently
6) Probably the best punk record of the 2020’s

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I am very passionate about sandy dildo vodka bath

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Rupaul done fucked up drag race

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The way that I literally am Lightning tho

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Watching the latest critical role and sobbing give Luis every award

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Replaying FF XIII and like all haters are soooooo fake the structure is the most of final fantasy since 6 it’s soooo good

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One thing they don’t tell you about getting surgery on your butthole is that your farts will tingle after

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Yessss I’m so glad you like it!

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Yessssss og lineup in the studio now. And Charles put out a solo album a couple years ago under the name Skateboard Dinosaur and it is so good

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I cannot express how excited I am that they’re working on new musc

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Needs some big boys though

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Ok watching laid bare and ok so much cock hell yes also such not great acting also hell yes faggots

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45 minutes cardio then back and shoulders whoa

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Moratorium on lifting 20+ lbs lifted so I finally get to work chest and arms since my surgery

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Still slaps

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Most of the snow had started melting and now there’s this bullshit!

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All robot & computers must shut the hell up
To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to
and I will NEVER speak to you
I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

All robot & computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

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ok this might’ve the best drag race season since 7

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a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets ALT: a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets
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um proof ???

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Choke me

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Forgot my headphones at home so instead I’m watching a cooking show on the tv in front of the treadmills and mad about how these chefs are doing things. Where is the salt! Why aren’t you using the challenge ingredient in all your courses in different ways!

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You people only care about my bulge and not my niche music opinions so

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Ok the new starter Pokémon are cute and the region looks very fun and I’m still gonna follow my rule from the last 3 gens of waiting til the game is out for a few weeks to see how it actually performs before buying it

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new A Wilhelm Scream album thank god

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