#eliasbouchard | catboy Elias invites you to fine dining

i frequently forget how intensely i wanted zolf and hamid to fuck it out

(dubcon) What if Zolf decided that what Hamid needed was to be toughened up with rum, sodomy, and the lash

[exits marketing mode] it’s time to be horny

let’s go gamers! #magnusprotocolmysteries

i actually logged into my facebook for the first time in months to promote #magnusprotocolmysteries so you know it’s serious

forcing jonny and alex to play #magnusprotocolmysteries live for our entertainment one more time has become my sole purpose in life

i’m not actually sure any of the protocol characters would survive a saw trap 🤔 certainly not sam.
#magnusprotocolmysteries

imagine your otp locked in a room forced to solve the #magnusprotocolmysteries together :)

i actually usually stick magnus stickers from redbubble onto all of the notebooks i use for fun things, so it’s really handy that the #magnusprotocolmysteries notebook just has the logo already on it. i can’t wait to run my fingers over it.

this will probably make writing anything down in my fancy #magnusprotocolmysteries notebook difficult but i will persevere

ideally i will lock myself and a friend inside a small windowless space like a closet, turn off the lights and experience #magnusprotocolmysteries like god intended

i am going to make my friends who don’t know what magnus is play #magnusprotocolmysteries and log my observations in excel

the horrors persist but by god so does the problematic queer fucky art as well

not only was the #magnusprotocolmysteries stream entertaining but i also instantly forgot all of the clues that we got a glimpse of, so you can definitely watch the streams without spoiling any of the mysteries for yourself 👌

i watched the #magnusprotocolmysteries stream when it was live and then multiple times after that and it still makes me giggle every time. por favor i would like another stream, pleaseeeee🥺

ALSO in the first #magnusprotocolmysteries stream, there was a mysterious LACK OF POOP at any of the crime scenes, which distressed co-creator alex. i think we owe it to him to force, i mean give him another shot at uncovering the secret of the immaculate poopless murders

in the first #magnusprotocolmysteries stream, alex tried and failed to emulate jonny’s grizzled detective voice, and i just think that we should force him to do that again. i think we are morally compelled to do so.

you’ll never believe this, but this actually still isn’t the amount of effort that i put into promoting TMP’s original KS campaign. this isn’t even my final form. #magnusprotocolmysteries

bsky is the real #magnusprotocolmysteries ally because twitter wouldn’t let me post the actual backerkit link :’)

The Magnus Protocol Mysteries A mystery game based on the hit podcast by Rusty Quill. From Indie Boards and Cards, the publisher of Coup, Resistance, and Avalon.

i feel like i should periodically actually link to the backerkit in this tag on the off chance somebody is lost and desperate for last minute goodies
#magnusprotocolmysteries
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have i mentioned bonzo? bonzo bonzo bonzo? IBC games posted some prototypes in their latest #magnusprotocolmysteries update on backerkit :)

by the way i want to lick these beautiful tins and i want to force everyone to look at them. this is unironically up there with bonzo for favorite #magnusprotocolmysteries reward

the #magnusprotocolmysteries seems like it has just enough magnus flavor for me to use it to trick my unsuspecting friends and family into FINALLY listening to my favorite podcast(s) 😌

if you’re on the fence — maybe you’ve never played a mystery in a box style game, i know i haven’t — you can pledge for just ONE of six #magnusprotocolmysteries to try it out (and maybe snatch up some of the add-ons while they’re still available!)

“have you ever tried cleaning the interior of your thorax? it’s a nightmare.” - alex newall, 2024
#magnusprotocolmysteries

“we all have shapely buttocks when we’re dead.” - jonny sims, 2024
#magnusprotocolmysteries

oops what’s this! a SECOND #magnusprotocolmysteries audio montage?! this kristsune guy is really cool huh
www.tumblr.com/kristsune/76...

if you’re more interested in keeping up on the shenanigans — my friend also clipped all of the best bits of the #magnusprotocolmysteries stream for you to enjoy :)
www.tumblr.com/kristsune/76...

the #magnusprotocolmysteries vod is only a little over an hour and a half long, but if you don’t have a chunk of time to set aside, why not listen to this handy audio edit my friend made to showcase some of alex and jonny’s character voices from the stream?
www.tumblr.com/kristsune/76...