the interwebs say that this is false hellbore and poisonous, do not eat

by the creek - anybody know what these plants are?

the Hudson River on Sunday morning

Tell me without telling me that you work for the City:
The paper shredder wasn't working so we unplugged it and put in a service call. The service person arrives and says "it wasn't plugged in, I plugged it in and it's fine."

mostly agree... I'm two episodes in and it's mostly just screaming and falling, with the usual jokes about cats and birds eating her. Also, if you woke up shrunk, would you really keep doing your hair?

ps, it did NOT work

well I did choose my ex-husband because he handed me a piece of smoked pork loin he'd made, but that turned out to be an invalid basis for marriage

yes, yes his name is Mayhem 🤪

that's one of the songs playing on a forever loop in a tiny corner of my brain

Fessy on American Gladiators

honestly it's what he was born for 🤣 #bbsky #bb20

this one should get bonus points because accidental incest

Hurt Feelings (Rap Version) - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics) YouTube video by Flight of the Conchords

and its rap version as well
youtu.be/yjfSZu246zE?...

Hurt Feelings (Song Version) - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics) YouTube video by Flight of the Conchords

lately I've been using this lovely Flight of the Conchords song to cheer me when feeling sorry for myself
youtu.be/YTxhK6KYFfg?...

why yes, Windows, I do want you to select the exact opposite of what I'm trying to select, every time! Please be sure to continue doing that every single damn time. It's an excellent default behavior, clearly designed by tech geniuses. #windowssux

I don't care what y'all say, @gregrikaart.bsky.social has converted me and I am now a fan of Leo Stark. In the same vein, I thought Stephanie and Alex were sweet and true, but I fear that's over - she's gonna have to work it out with the teacher with the crazy eyes, Jeremy #DaysofOurLives

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Hooking up two cars to one
when you say something like this choice:
"Either now or later"
or no choice:
"Neither now nor ever"

Hey that's clever!

Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

#songstuck #lyrics

I am an old woman named after my mother
my old man is another child that's grown old

#songstuck #lyrics

I've done a little farm work, and after that I was like feminism be damned, I'll do the cooking and cleaning instead 😂

fluffy pink negligee with matching silky elbow-length gloves

tell me without telling me that you live in the east village, nyc

it was amazing how fast I lost interest in Tucker once he wasn't with Rubina any more #bb26

Molecule in python blood could pave way for new obesity drugs, scientists say Researchers find snake metabolite that suppresses appetite of obese mice ‘without some of side-effects’ of GLP-1 drugs

I would drink python blood to get skinny, but only if it also lets me shed my skin

the bangs are almost grown out now

happy St. Patsy's Day to those who celebrate

‘A molten, mushy state’: scientists may have found a new type of liquid planet Latest observations of L98-59d, about 35 light years from Earth, suggest it could be different to anything seen before

I need a scifi story about creatures on this planet, stat!

saw my mother's ghost in a dream last night - but in it I just asked her if she could see this other ghost that was there, which she could, so she hugged them; and that was the whole dream #ghostdream

ROOSTER FIGHTER Official Trailer (2026) YouTube video by ONE Media +

am cartoon today was Rooster Fighter 🤩https://youtu.be/tZb8IoH_kh0?si=MfwVaHz7DB5R2X1G

Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco This scout retreat, still in use today, was the filming location for the original “Friday the 13th” film.

Atlas Obscura's "Place of the Day" 🪓🏕️

also including getting smashed at Disney World 😂

popping in to say how much I fully support Taylor Hale's right to do whatever the heck she wants, including posing naked and also liking boys #BB24 #BBsky