Could we somehow fake that order and make it look 100% legit?

Asking for a friend/democracy/planet

She better have a copy. That one's probably been thrown in the CD shredder already

Yep, so's everyone else. I kinda mean you lot just seem to need a more direct process that doesn't require majority approval of the relevant party

Having said that the Tories sacked their own PM three times, basically for the reputational damage being done🤔

Presumably the GOP don't care about that

by way of contrast, Tories in the UK...

2015 Cameron elected, quits post-Brexit, Theresa May in
Theresa May sacked, Boris Johnson in
Johnson sacked for being a huge liar, Truss in
Truss sacked 49 days later for being shit, Sunak in
Sunak voted out in GE

How can you not be able to sack Chump?

And yes. That goes equally for reform supporters

Yet it took soooo looooong.

I imagine they've finally given up on getting any grifters' personal kickback for supporting him so are now throwing him under the bus in slo-mo

You only support someone like Chump if you think there's something in it for you.

Or if you're morbidly stupid.

'Peace' of you-know-what, yep

Velocipastor being a splendid example

Classic reform. Accuses X of being Y [pervert in this case] then demonstrates they were projecting all along by going straight to 'rent boys'.

Textbook wrong-wing stuff

What about Iceland or India or anywhere else beginning with 'I' ?

Or... wait for it....

Iraq ?

Reform wants to introduce a “patriotic curriculum”.

The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has thoughts…

Hung Cow

Really?

I think @labouruk.bsky.social should reinstate Angela Rayner solely so she can mercilessly troll serial tax dodgers Tice and Farage.

Though presumably she'd be happy to crack on with real work, too. Unlike workshy grifting gobshite Farage

#UK

Although of the cybercucks, around 40% of those were bought by elmo companies.

Which doesn't seem at all dodgy...

Same here with Tories. Definitely with Reform, should they get in.

That'll be that Shub-Niggurath chap who allegedly lives there, then.

I wonder what his vetting report looks like.

I bet the whole thing is in red ink, arial black 48pt

But the Iranian navy has risen from their watery grave like the Black Pearl. Crewed by the cursed undead no doubt, straight from Davy Jones' Locker. Snatching good, honest, patriotic (but malnourished) seamen away to be eternal deckhands of doom.

Without so much as a parlay.

Yarrrr!

Basically a workshy grifter, as if we didn't already know

Ohhhh hang on...

Have they got 'small boats' ? We all know how crippingly bothersome THEY can be to an entire nation.

A fiver on pretty flowers. I bet he hates them for their simple unassuming attractiveness.

I haven't seen any reference to this in the UK 'let's-not-give Labour-any credit-for-anything' media.

At least he seems awake

Obviously impossible as the entire Iranian navy is at the bottom of the sea, right?

Along with their Uranium and their Nukuler program and their leaders that keep getting negotiated with [or not].

Next an EU-designed and maybe Korean-produced CPU to reduce dependence on Intel and AMD

I do give a little airpunch and middle finger to a boss when I defeat them.

And swear at tricksy enemies

'Seatbelts are for radical leftists'

Could clean up MAGA quite quickly

Although might it not be Darwinian?

He doesn't always squat in the WH.

I heard that sometimes he shits himself while standing