everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

like pipis

it's legal to hit anyone so long as you do it with a car. that's why "There's nothing quite so special as a car."

Two smurfs kissing while smoking a joint, with the caption "Heaven or Las Vegas"

Happy 4/20, I can't participate because I have a cold 😔 but reposting an old classic to celebrate

noelle holiday's white girl weird route

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

uihhhh yeah that'll do it. yeah i think that'll do it

a Bladehorse sent careening sidelong through the flank of your shield wall

the blade Horserender

You don’t have to know Sephiroth to work here. But it sure helps !

if my girl lays down supine and doesnt look like snoopy up on the dogbox its OVER

might’nt i ‘ave just one turd, m’laird?

undoubtedly a sexghost case mister sherlock

Holy shit they cast Sydney Sweeney as Garma Zabi??? That’s crazy

[hands on your shoulders] what

what

skein of horseblood droplets caught frozen in time, impressive shutter speed, wide-open aperture, very nice paul good work

Are u trembling? Hoe

my boy Malignant Earl: Do i make you nervous hoe
me: what?
my boy Malignant Earl: Are u trembling? Hoe
me: do you have my dvds still

sorting all my bugs into i believe they are bugs or i am not entirely convinced they are bugs

i believe its bugs:
-ant
-unknown huge bug. obviously a bug
-flying bug

not sure:
-weird bug
-bug that i dont know what it is
-thing that looks like a bug

That Classic Horsewound Flavor You Love Now With Ingredients

stung by horse

Extinct eevee

“what to watch next” well the best one

going insane with evil

ghostboy

picks her up in my jaws and shakes her

everyone was afraid of her. no one gave her a chance. she’s literally just a girl. i’m going to break something

girl aho thinks about susie deltarune for too long and feels sick and starts crying

me in chapter six when gaster opens the knight’s ribcage and beckons the soul to reclaim its vessel