What’s the benefit? I don’t have to put a new sticker on every other year?

Don't forget we can still grow coffee in Hawaii

You’re going to have to explain this blood pressure spike to my doctor later.

This guy is a dick and a coward.

Tom Clancy’s Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret

OMG. They cannot have NOT known the literal most famous headline from The Onion.

Does anyone still make the Giants/A’s split cap anymore? Or since the A’s are playing in Sacramento is there a River Cats/A’s hat?

Mike Lee wasn’t elected for his brains

The Critic - Back, and to the Left....wmv YouTube video by Neil Alhanti

Things that have lived in my head rent free since the 90s

youtu.be/1wi-lW2poE4

He's still the dumbest reporter in there. It's just that Leavitt's deflection is even dumber than that.

🫡

Minden silences daily siren after Nevada passes bill forbidding 'sundown ordinance' sounds The Nevada Legislature in 2023 passed SB 391, which asserts that towns may not sound sirens or bells historically associated with sundown ordinances.

I lived in nearby Reno for nearly a decade and didn’t know the siren was a thing. Looks like it was finally silenced in 2023. But damn, sounds like it was still somewhat of a fight to get it done.

www.rgj.com/story/news/2...

Trump is bound to get his Nobel Peace Prize any day now right?

Honest question, does the Trump Phone have 5G?

TikTokers Say They Trolled Trump’s Birthday Parade By Reserving Tickets They Didn’t Use TikTokers Say They Trolled Trump’s Birthday Parade By Reserving Tickets They Didn’t Use

Hahaha Trump’s parade ruined by TikTokers again.

www.forbes.com/sites/emilyb...

Tweet with text dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018

Moon’s haunted

There are, in fact, many precedents about what is happening right now.

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Sorry, don’t have one of those.

I still have those DVDs if you want to break in and steal them again.

Ta-co ta-co man. I gotta be a ta-co man.

How can we be 100% sure that wasn’t from an Elon supporter?

Supreme Court Ethics: Ta-Nehisi Coates Case Won’t Be Heard Due To Recusals The case involves the publisher behind many of the justices’ books.

Apologies for yelling, but—

SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASE

I’ve heard that’s how you catch brain worms

/s

Sounds like a trade deficit. We should tariff the USPS until it is balanced.

Men will literally create AI friends instead of going to therapy

AKA Hawaiian scrabble