I wanna know why the big yellow kidnapping machine can pick them up early every morning but can't never bring them home early.

What does it mean if he attacks you for 65,536 when you only had 12 life anyway?? #Mtg

@evilnedtv.bsky.social just referred to dude that burned down the shit ticket storage house as "Paper Mario".
😂😂😂

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I guess I have a secret 🤷‍♀️

One thing about Ned... He's gonna listen to his song before bed🤣

😂😂😂😂😂 eye exam is diabolical 😂😂😂 made my day !!

What does it take to be good at Mario Kart world... Is it just something you're born with? Or can I potentially get gud?

My unbiased opinion you look so cute everyday

The only wisdom I have is if he wanted to he would.

Bunch of dumb ass bitch hogs on Facebook

The coolest invention has to be hand sanitizer🤷‍♀️

Today I remembered my social medias exist. Maybe I'll even post in discord 😂

Hey that's my day off!!!!!!! I'll be able to come to way more of them !! Of course Ned will be there too!!

Hey I don't know if your piercer told you this but... Prolly don't do that 😂😂

Uh the 5 colored deck could probably EFFORTLESSLY or close to effortlessly best slivers!!

Imagine mustard being your favorite condiment. What kind of trauma do you have to endure for that?

Sayz the dewd that won't put in the notice

I can't wait until Spring when I can finally be fucking warm again!

Babying a migraine watching old Maury reruns with Ned 😂😂😂

😭😭😭😭😭😭give the meteorologists what they neeeeeeeed

This is the 4th night in a row Ned's computer has randomly turned on at 9:11 pm😂😂😂 what's that mean?

Feeeeeling a little gaslit by my weather apps because BOTH say 0% chance of snow all day today, it's been snowing for like an hour 🥴😂😂

If I had a ring maybe my miso soup would have come out with Neds sexy jalapenos and dragon roll.... And the waitress wouldn't be BLATANTLY ignoring me!

🤤🤤🤤

Trump and the entire administration are evil pieces of shit. They aren't human.

GET YOUR FUCKIN HAND OFF THE SKILLET!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I ended up spending the night with a man... He's making me pancakes now so I think I'm gonna cook him a fancy dinner later? Wanna come over 😉