A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
Pervert Golightly
United States, Census, 1910
“crap” became “stuff,” as the Times is a family paper.
“butt” will become “ass,” if we’re lucky!
I had to make some changes to my AI piece before the Times would print it (“we’re a family paper”). A German newspaper wants to rerun it, so I’d like to translate it back before they translate it into German:
I'd add, our government remains all over Elon Musk's Nazi site, as do many other institutions, associations, and 'respectable' people for some inexplicable reason.
🌎 Apr 19, 2026 🌍
🔥 17 | Avg. Guesses: 6.18
🟨🟧🟥🟧🟥🟥🟩 = 7
globle-game.com
#globle
2-1 scores are the worst of the baseball scores
John Schneider's full response to Lauer's comments last night, on pitching behind an opener:
Text message say “they’re beating up an Elmo …. In front of Elmo” With an Elmo standing in front of an Elmo piñata
Elmo looking very concerned
My wife just texted me from her nephew’s birthday party and I am dying at this
Blue Jays right now
WALK OFF BALK IN THE 21ST INNING
Blue Jays lineup against D-Backs: davis 7 mccoy 4 encarnacion 3 cooper dh sierra 9 mathis 2 gomes 5 gose 8 hechavarria 6
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
I am not mature enough for this.
Carney is grey-rocking them and they can't handle it
![Speaking in Washington at a Semafor media event, Lutnick said reports that Canada was slowing down trade talks with the US "is like the worst strategy I've ever heard. They suck." Trump signed the 2020 trade deal during his first term to replace Nafta.
"[Prime Minister Mark] Carney has a problem with us," he said.
A commerce department spokesperson said Lutnick had been misquoted.
"Secretary Lutnick, describing our unfair trade imbalance with Canada, explained how Canada sucks off of our $30tn economy," the spokesperson said.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36n7wd7gg4tapamnog4zyyc6/bafkreicm7hlfjtafwjyndtfg5hrsk2hifkbng332kpg26pvcrhhvbhpswm)
Speaking in Washington at a Semafor media event, Lutnick said reports that Canada was slowing down trade talks with the US "is like the worst strategy I've ever heard. They suck." Trump signed the 2020 trade deal during his first term to replace Nafta. "[Prime Minister Mark] Carney has a problem with us," he said. A commerce department spokesperson said Lutnick had been misquoted. "Secretary Lutnick, describing our unfair trade imbalance with Canada, explained how Canada sucks off of our $30tn economy," the spokesperson said.
Do they think that sounds better? Because it really doesn’t.
www.ft.com/content/22f2...
It was nice of the Jays to give Toronto a smooth transition from terrible hockey to terrible baseball 🙏
Pope criticises 'tyrants' who spend billions on wars, days after Trump spat www.bbc.com/news/article...
Two lines of three dimensional sans-serif letters colored in gradients of blue and purple reading ‘Maybe it will/Happen today’. Above the ‘y’ in’ today’ and with its bottom point nestled neatly into the fork of the letter it’s a similarly dimensional golden pentagram with little flares of golden light glinting off its vertices. The entire lockup is superimposed over a glittering rainbow as it all streaks together through a black void.
🌎 Apr 18, 2026 🌍
🔥 16 | Avg. Guesses: 6.13
⬜⬜⬜🟥🟨🟧🟩 = 7
globle-game.com
#globle
Every day, I write the same story: Russian strikes claiming lives. One person here, five there, a child, a grandparent... These tragedies have become so routine that the world is growing numb.
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
Like Kramer talking about Lloyd Braun
Blue Jays start to the 2026 season.
And on this subject you can definitely trust me, a guy who hoards roadkill to eat later, dumps dead bears in parks, and gleefully cuts off whale heads and raccoon junk in front of his kids.
US tech firms successfully lobbied #EU to keep datacentre emissions secret
🖊 Ajit Niranjan, Nico Schmidt and Ella Joyner
Legally questionable confidentiality clause adopted almost word for word from demands of Microsoft and trade groups
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
